Nicole Richie gives frank interview, sounds like an idiot

Clearly bothered that on-off friend Paris Hilton has been grabbing all the headlines recently, celebrity celery stick Nicole Richie has spilt her guts in an interview for Marie Claire magazine.

However, while she's been considerably more candid than Paris (none of this 'I've never taken drugs' bullshit for Richie), she remains the very picture of a vapid, self-obsessed, pointless publicity machine.

So, for every honest (if somewhat ditzy) remark like this one about heroin: "I can remember the first time I tried it as a teenager - there was a lot of vomit," there's nonsense like this:

On rehab:
"There are prison ones and there are hotel ones. I went to a nice one."

On her ideal man:
"Circumcised."

On weight:
"It's not me that's obsessed with my weight. It's everyone else... I know I'm healthy."

And the world keeps turning round and round...