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NICOLE KIDMAN PIGS OUT FOR MOVIE ROLE

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NICOLE KIDMAN PIGS OUT FOR MOVIE ROLE

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Nicole Kidman has been winning sympathetic looks from the world's press for chubbing out for her new role in 'The Reader'.


The ginger whisperer, who thinks putting a big nose on and talking in hushed tones equates to 'good acting', has hung her running shoes up and instead been porking out on lard to play the 'challenging' part in the movie.

She even has to do 'lovemaking' scenes in the film. What a hardship.

"Nicole has said this is one of the most challenging film roles of her career," said someone who's probably never met the actress.

"She is naturally very slim and loves to run and swim so she is always very toned. The part she plays demands that she gets fatter throughout the movie as her character slips into middle age.

"It's a very demanding role because there are a lot of explicit lovemaking scenes."

Being paid to lie back and thinking of 'England' for a role? Nicole should be an expert at that given she was married to Tiny Tom for ten years...


COMMENTS
Filthybird on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
She has got a Tyra Banks style never ending forehead
MrsMoon on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
...and the botox style never moving face...
AKABUSI on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
"she gets fatter throughout the movie as her character slips into middle age" So in Nicole Kidman's mind people will only believe she's middle aged if she's fat?
SukieBapswent on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
i see she has also gone for the croydon facelift
ChunkyMunky on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
amazing how something human can look so translucent...am sure she's an embalmed corpse that's exhumed once a year for public appearances with someone stood behind her moving her face like a ventriloquist's dummy....
Filthybird on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
I hate her I hope her horribly botoxed face starts to implode
FlashyVic on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
Look into those cold, souless, eyes.
Lil on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
Well its not such a hardship when you're being paid zillions of quid to put on a couple of pounds now is it? Perhaps the extra weight will increase her chances of conception? Its certainly known to help those of a size 0 or less. Thank god she can have the weight surgically removed, god knows what she'd have done if she couldnt!
BurningWheel on Mon 22 October 2007 said...
About time she put on a few pounds. I'd quite like to take her out for a good steak.
dandyboy on Tue 23 October 2007 said...
Can't be as hard an acting role as pretending to be interested in Tom's wee willy winkie in Eyes Wide Shut...
dandyboy on Tue 23 October 2007 said...
though if she gets lauded as some kind of DeNiro Raging Bull-esque method actress for this I will have to kill someone
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