NICOLE KIDMAN CONFIRMS PREGNANCY RUMOURS

NO URBAN LEGEND

Published on Tue 08 January 2008 by IanMcShane

NICOLE KIDMAN CONFIRMS PREGNANCY RUMOURS

At last! Congratulations to Nicole Kidman and slightly-creepy looking singer Keith Urban who have finally confirmed that the willowy actress is pregnant. Nicole was scheduled to begin filming on a new movie called 'The Reader' later this month, but dropped out over the weekend, fueling rumours that she was finally up the duff.

And now the news has been confirmed by their publicist Wendy Day, who sounds like a weatherman's dream wife.

"Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled," she trilled, realising she had the easiest job in the world at that precise moment. The couple were hardly going to say that they were fucking gutted and how all their holiday plans had been ruined, were they?

Anyway, sincere congratulations to the pair, and let's all be grateful that L Ron Hubbard didn't have a hand (or a gland) in this conception.

Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, pregnant, The Reader, L Ron Hubbard

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COMMENTS

		milkplus on Tue 08 January 2008 said... Tom Cruise is a Jaffa!
		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 08 January 2008 said... is there room inside this bile filled lesbian for a baby?
		Filthybird on Tue 08 January 2008 said... God i hate this albino botoxed riddled scarecrow
		MrsMoon on Tue 08 January 2008 said... In the latter stages, she'll look like an albino cobra that's swallowed an egg.
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 08 January 2008 said... she does have a certain reptilian quality mrs m - think it's the translucent skin that does it...wonder if she sheds it there'll be anything but bones underneath???