NICOLA FROM GIRLS ALOUD NOT HAPPY WITH HER LOOKS

SOUND OF THE GRUMBLE HOUND

Published on Fri 23 November 2007 by IanMcShane

NICOLA FROM GIRLS ALOUD NOT HAPPY WITH HER LOOKS

Poor Nicola from Girls Aloud. It must be difficult to have the best voice in the whole group yet look like Sarah Jessica Parker committing a bank robbery with a stocking pulled over her head. Perhaps that's why she never smiles, being surrounded by four better looking women.

"Some days I feel like absolute shit. I'm not overly confident, I don't think 'Oh I look great.'" Well, at least her eyesight is spot on.

That face, which looks as though it was designed by a committee with an obsession with angles, went on to whine:

"It would be lovely to feel like that, though." Aw, the poor sensitive budgie. Still, looks fade and she'll always have that lovely singing voice to console her in her old age as she sits alone with her features like a box of spilled paper clips.

I'm sure Melanie Chisholm can sympathise.

Nicola Roberts, Girls aloud, Sarah jessica Parker, Melanie Chrisholm,

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		Fucksocks! on Fri 23 November 2007 said... This coming from McShane, renowned international male model. Yep, that's right - he is definitely NOT a fat, sweaty balding virgin who's probably sat right now in his 15-year-old shell-suit covered in piss and pot noodle stains, wanking off over that time he caught his nan pissing in a bucket during that family camping holiday in Bognor Regis. Nope. Not one bit.
		skummymummy on Fri 23 November 2007 said... Is this one of those sex dolls with a real fanny?
		LuciferSam on Fri 23 November 2007 said... How has Kimberly Walsh managed to evade being caught out for the fucking troll she is ?
		squealer on Fri 23 November 2007 said... Kimberly Walsh a troll? Fuck off.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 23 November 2007 said... LEAVE HER ALONE YOU CUNT. she's a young lass, works hard and keeps her head down, concentrate on Kerry Katona, that's a target even you can hit squarely.
		eight on Fri 23 November 2007 said... 'Sound of the Gumble Hound' is the best headline this year. Good work HM.
		mersault on Fri 23 November 2007 said... Easily the filthiest l....there, I've said it
		LuciferSam on Sat 24 November 2007 said... Oh please eat a dick, squealer. She's a troll and you know it.
		rooster on Sat 24 November 2007 said... kimberley walsh is best looking one. isn't that picture her off most haunted?
		thingymabob on Sat 24 November 2007 said... dear nic for what you lack in looks! tell me you make up for in bed!..ps kimbo isn't ugly she chubby! theres a difference..ps tweedy has really really bad cankles how did ashley miss that ..nads plays on her best parts her legs(and they ain't all that)..and as for sarah harding! i'll be careful here........CHARLIE HEAD
		dandyboy on Sat 24 November 2007 said... While having a favourite member of Girls Aloud is akin to having a preference for having either hot pokers or barbed wire shoved up your arse, as least Nicola's not the uber-chav Mrs Cashley is, or a weird man-woman like the really tall one.
		EHenryThripshaw on Sat 24 November 2007 said... As fate would have it poor Scouse sourpuss Nicola landed herself in Girls Aloud and was forever to be 'the ugly one'. If only she'd have joined Atomic Kitten... only three of them, yet greater odds on becoming 'the pretty one', surely?
		FTOPar on Sat 24 November 2007 said... Fuck Off Kimberly Walsh !!
		rooster on Sat 24 November 2007 said... isn't this a picture of yvette fielding?
		diepiggy on Sat 24 November 2007 said... nicola ug AAAA-LEEEEE sweet jesus the poor bitch maybe she should go out with that corrs bloke he knows exactly how it feels