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NICKELBACK SINGER CONVICTED OF WRITING WORST SONG EVER

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NICKELBACK SINGER CONVICTED OF WRITING WORST SONG EVER

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Nickelback singer Chad 'why doesn't someone put everyone out of their misery and rip my tongue out' Kroeger has been convicted of crimes against music decency and sentenced to 40 years hard labour at a penal colony in Siberia. Hang on, that can't be right..

No, unfortunately not. He's actually been convicted of the far lesser (but still very serious) crime of drink driving after being stopped speeding and over the drink limit in Canada.

The 33-year-old star pleaded not guilty and accused the police of illegally obtaining breath samples prior to his arrest but a judge threw out the claims. Woohoo!

He'll be sentenced on May 1 and could face a £300 fine and a one-year driving ban.

But we would plead that the judge take the following evidence into account before donning a black cap and condemning him to a far more lasting sentence...




COMMENTS
DapperDan on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
Fuck off 33, he is older than my dad that cunt
Bunter on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
I demand a death sentence. Can't somebody start a petition or something? Oh, and while we're here, can somebody tell him that it's not 1993 anymore.
felchlord5000 on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
Why the FUCK did you feel the need to post a video clip of that shit kicking, godawful song?
Krooner on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
I secretly like that song
thundachick on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
his death sentance should be slow and painful..like having to listen to that talentless whore from big brothers' "song" over and over again...
RoyKeane on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
TWAT!
CLINT FLICKER on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
Is he wearing an Aphex Twin mask??
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
I love him. Lots. If i wasn't attached...
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
WOULD until he bled!
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