News Video on Paris Hilton release is literally an embarrassment to humankind

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Published on Tue 26 June 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

News Video on Paris Hilton release is literally an embarrassment to humankind

Have you ever heard someone speak with less grasp on reality? FOX didn't get this excited when Nelson Mandela was freed for god's sake.

Put things into perspective please - she has no day job, has to my knowledge done anything significant for charitable causes and most of all, gives really, really lame blow jobs and looks like she enjoys sex about as much as i enjoy washing my face with dog shit.

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COMMENTS

		DeirdreChambers on Tue 26 June 2007 said... I love the little flashing "ALERT!!!" at the bottom of the screen, as if citizens are urged to return to their homes and lock up their braincells - talent vacuum and general black hole of intelligence P-Ho is back on the loose....
		dandyboy on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Maybe it was meant in 'Alert! This woman's free. Please shoot on sight' way
		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Jesus Christ!!! It's like watching Dianamania all over again... why oh why is the world so stupid?
		DeirdreChambers on Tue 26 June 2007 said... unless the world is secretly very clever and is trying to manipulate her into getting drunk and driving through a tunnel quite quickly but not entirely successfully.......
		cowman on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Well, sweeeet baby jeesus.. FUCK ME, has the world really gone this fuckin' mad... Burn the lot of them...
		JiggeryCock on Tue 26 June 2007 said... A sngle ray of sunshine lights the beatific smile on my face, as cherubim and seraphim cavort gaily around me. All is bliss and my stools are firm and cohesive. Why? Because I cannot be the only one who believes that we are entering the endgame with this gargoyle and we are merely a matter of days away from her wrapping her SUV (what a dopey acronym) around a lampost after she leaves some LA flesh-pit ripped to the tits on lord-knows-what, determined to outdo River Phoenix. Get your Sky HD recorders ready. It's gonna be bigger than Godzilla!!
		BryanMaddocks on Tue 26 June 2007 said... What JC meant was basically this: "Fuck you Paris, you cunt" of which I think he speaks for all of us.
		Twiglet on Tue 26 June 2007 said... I can't bear it. I had to turn that off after a few seconds. What the fuck has this world come to? Run her over with her own car (a la Brian Harvey) after a good dose of DM/LD punishment. Mr HM, what do I have to do for you to stop posting stories about this waste of humankind? And I will do most things.........
		shitkicker on Tue 26 June 2007 said... The world would have been a lot better place if Mandela was in prison for 23 days and she for 27 years.
		Ingrate on Tue 26 June 2007 said... "she still has the model walk" oh shoot this cunt. and everyone in the crowd who isn't employed to be there. And everyone who IS employed to be there
		on Tue 26 June 2007 said... This is unbelievable shit! I am speechless..........the rage, the red mist, I'm incandescent. Watch the news, I'm going on a spree, the "travellers" that have set up home down the road from me are going to get fire bombed tonight. I hope you're happy Paris Hilton!!!! Shakes fist
		JiggeryCock on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Be at one with the universe. She's heading straight round to Lindsay Lohan's to get shitfaced and the pair of 'em are going to make like the closing scene in Thelma and Louise. R Kelly's doing 'I Believe I Can Fly' for the ovedubs. Just get the beers in and keep it tuned to CNN.
		TerryBrady on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Where's a Suicide Bomber when you need one?
		TerryBrady on Tue 26 June 2007 said... Where's a Suicide Bomber when you need one?
		RayReardon on Tue 26 June 2007 said... yerp in all honesty, the words "embarrassment to humankind" sum it all up. I now understand why people kill themselves, I really do. Here I was thinking they were just selfish cunts, but really they are just the smart ones who choose get the fuck off this fucked up planet.
		Vileman on Tue 26 June 2007 said... No Ray, the smart ones are those that get the scum the fuck off this planet.
		lotusnz on Tue 26 June 2007 said... fucking hell what have we become.
		FlangeMeister on Wed 27 June 2007 said... Mr.HM,you absolute fucking cunt!! I started playing the video when I was consumed with a blood boiling rage and fucking punched my laptops screen,fucking breaking it!! Now I'm on some bastarding steam driven desktop.Stop putting this festering boil on the arse of humankind on your site.Unless,of course,someone manages to rip her rusty bullet hole out with a handful of fishing hooks.
		RayReardon on Wed 27 June 2007 said... I happen to agree with Flangey. I am sick and fucking tired of seeing anything about this worthless cunt on this site. And I like the website, so I don't just want to fuck off. Let the next item on PH be of her grizzely demise.
		DickMarsh on Wed 27 June 2007 said... Anyone here agree that Geoff Wode is a total cunt?
		DOGPAS on Wed 27 June 2007 said... I WUD STIL FUK IT....