Paris Sculpture: Shit

If you haven't yet seen this, this gold plated piece of 'art' is loon Daniel Edwards' latest offering to the world. And if you're wondering whether he's that same twat who sculpted a statue of Britney and her rumpo-lump and also crafted a metallic shit called 'Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop', then yes he is that very same twat.

And that twat has now decided to deliver this, a not-really-stark warning to young women of America to stop driving while off their tits. Something which Paris has been guilty of in the past. Because, this is what happens to people who drink drive; they die in a perfectly poised position with their pet rat by their side.

Er... Right.

Still, it's not like Paris is going to be fazed at all by the attention. She touched up her make-up more than 20 times at last week's US Weekly Hot Hollywood party and, when not gurning for the paparazzi, lingered in the bogs taking pictures of herself. Sane, then.