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Natasha Bedingfield was stood up by Robbie Williams

Gotta See Through This

Natasha Bedingfield was stood up by Robbie Williams

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Poor Natasha Bedingfield.
She bumped into Robbie Williams in an LA record shop (completely by chance, you understand) and Robbie asked what hotel she was staying at and promised to call her...

Then he never did! The heartbreaking cad.

This was some time ago (or more likely, this never happened) but Natasha has a career to pump some air into, so she has chosen to reveal her heartbreak now, the poor heartbroken lamb.

Despite the fact the Joke from Stoke made his intentions quite clear at the time, Natasha has hidden her dignity under the bed for the forseeable future and is intent of wringing every last drop of publicity out of the chance encounter with a much bigger star.

"I still think Robbie is attractive. I'd love to duet with him.”

Well Natasha, I think Halle Berry is attractive, but if I asked her for an autograph I wouldn’t expect her to install me as her next leading man.

Forget him Natasha, blood is thicker than water...


COMMENTS
DeirdreChambers on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
She should be killed. Horribly and painfully but dear god please make it silently, her voice makes me want to rip my ears off and plug up the bleeding holes with Jodie Marsh sized Tampax....
MrsMoon on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
she should enter a Bingo from the Banana Splits-a-like competition with those teeth, though i think she'd be beaten by Billie Piper...
MrsMoon on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
actually that pic shows snorky's just knocked them all out with a shovel....
Ellegendario on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
Her music can only be described as "the worst music ever known to man", so im somewhat glad this stunt has been uncovered...well done HM!
ChunkyMunky on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
she really does look like a horse...and sings like one too
AnnieBounce on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
Gawd Robbie you have really lost out on a catch there - a mediocre, ordinary sounding, uninspired, plain looking blonde with a massive ego. Actually she sounds like your ideal match you norman wisdom clone..
JiggeryCock on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
Ellegendario - you've clearly never heard her brother then, a man whose falsetto warblings sound like he's driving a tractor across a ploughed field with clockweights attached to his scrotum.
DeirdreChambers on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
At least he had the decency to drive into a tree and end up in a neck brace giving us all a good laugh, when will she follow suit? I think it's the least she could do...
JiggeryCock on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
True - and, with a complete lack of irony, call one of his albums 'Gotta Get Thru This'. Cunt was probably struggling for a title, heard his own CD and, well, there you go!
Marshfield on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
I'd do her, just the once mind, but only 'cos she's famous, that and the fact I have very low standards. Let's face it Robbie has his pick and on an average hour in a record shop could easily bag, tag and gag at least ten prettier ladies than our own fair Natasha.
on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
Up the arse.No lube.
on Mon 16 July 2007 said...
highly over rated bint! last week hanging off of our lewis! this week wanting too hang out of robbie! those 15mins just keep getting longer
robbie22 on Tue 17 July 2007 said...
I bet shes gagging for his butch fit hairy body,dirty bitch
dandyboy on Tue 17 July 2007 said...
One of the links on the side says "Want to meet Natasha Bedingfield? We can make it happen!" Can I brink my plank of wood with the rusty nails sticking out? Or even just a crowbar to try to knock her teeth in?
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