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NATALIE PORTMAN REGRETS NUDE SCENES FROM LATEST FILM

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NATALIE PORTMAN REGRETS NUDE SCENES FROM LATEST FILM

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Woe is me film starlet Natalie Portman is regretting nude scenes in her latest film, 'Hotel Chevalier', co-incidentally giving the film a massive plug so that hand shandy fans will now be queuing round the block for a chance to see her exposed Chewbacca.

Natalie is so upset she is vowing never to bare all again on the big screen (not like she has done in her latest film 'Hotel Chevalier'... that's 'Hotel Chevalier' in case you didn't get it).

Pornman says she felt awkward at the time and even though she agreed to days of nudey filming, she was upset at the time: "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."

Too late now, Natalie, you've already worked with Ja Ja Binks...

You can see nudey screen grabs here courtesy of IDLYITW.

COMMENTS
chunkmcfunk on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
BUt she doesnt even show anyting, no nips, no bush!! whats her problem!?!
gaylord on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
Well for a change there's no fucking "dead shark eyes", "snaggle tooth" description of a female....of hang on it wasn't written by that cunt McShane
heiglman on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
I am surprised that she stripped anyway, considering the amount of crying she did when those topless photos of her on a beach appeared. She complained about how fans would be more interested in mentally undressing her when they saw her on screen rather than watching the film and caring about her character. So I would do as Basko says and watch Hotel Chevalier, remembering to care about her character while eyeing her body BTW - whats up with the tan, is it a tan or the result of bathing in Bisto?
DapperDan on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
I heart her
Person on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
Gosh.
FredTitmuss on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
there was a nude scene in Goyas' Ghosts so fuck knows what she's on about.
Lil on Thu 25 October 2007 said...
As they say "If you've got it, flaunt it" and shes certainly got it!!
Ingrate on Fri 26 October 2007 said...
For those who haven't looked, she only shows arse. However that arse gets hotter the more embarrassed she gets
merkinhead on Fri 26 October 2007 said...
Hotel Chevalier only lasts thirteen minutes - so is Portman only naked for three seconds?
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