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NATALIE PORTMAN LAUNCHES VEGAN FOOTWEAR COLLECTION

'V' FOR VEGAN

NATALIE PORTMAN LAUNCHES VEGAN FOOTWEAR COLLECTION

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Yes that's right, there is such a thing as VEGAN footwear and the righteous Natalie Portman is launching a range of it, known imaginatively as 'The Natalie Portman Collection'.

To combat the rising trend in bacon trainers (known as 'streakers') and all that Beef Wellington advertised by restaurants, Portman has teamed up with her stylist Kate Young to design 20 pairs of vegan shoes.

With the animal-friendly price tag of £100 you can get Portman's own 'chic footwear', which probably just consists of the cardboard box other shoes come wrapped in.

In other celebrity endorsement news, Clint Eastwood is suing a manufacturer for making chairs called 'The Eastwood' (insert own wooden acting joke here) but no word has reached us yet about other ranges including 'The Lohan' waterbeds, 'The Katona' cigarette lighters or 'The Barrymore' swimming pools...

COMMENTS
jibson on Fri 18 January 2008 said...
vegan just means not leather in this case, it's not complicated you bell-end. also all of her profits are going to charity so worse things have happened, like that fake tan for starters.
Fisterella on Fri 18 January 2008 said...
Judging by the picture she has finished the prototype for her ventriloquist dolls
gargoyle on Fri 18 January 2008 said...
Don't pick on my future wife...
Speedwolf on Fri 18 January 2008 said...
Her from Garden State? That film sux.
DeBouched on Sat 19 January 2008 said...
I like to slip my feet into melon halves around the house.
Dames on Sat 19 January 2008 said...
apart from being paid to lampoon memory of Star Wars... what else has she done? I bet her fave song's 'I'm Like A Bird' too...
Token Heterosexual on Sat 19 January 2008 said...
I'd love to stick my head in her slippers, inhale deeply and go "BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!" while wanking off furiously.
BustySinclair on Tue 22 January 2008 said...
Vegans are tedious
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