RICHARD BRANSON LAUNCHES ECO CRIBS, SENDS CELEBS INTO SPACE

HOLY MOLY EXCLUSIVE!

Published on Thu 27 September 2007 by BOURNE

RICHARD BRANSON LAUNCHES ECO CRIBS, SENDS CELEBS INTO SPACE

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He's a lean, green, beardy machine. Who is? Richard Branson that's who. The oldest, hairiest Virgin outside of a Greek nunnery has just announced one of the first shows for his new Virgin One channel. It's going to be all eco and that, and you heard it here first...

Branson hopes to get Natalie Imbruglia to host a green version of MTV's 'Cribs' where, instead of going to the houses of the ludicrously rich and finding out what awful nouveau riche tastes they have, she would give them a damn good telling off for wasting quite so much electricity, gas, oil and heat. Calm yourselves. There are people who would pay good money to get 'a proper telling off' from Ms Imbruglia.

Richard Branson has also issued a challenge to all other channels while talking at the still in progress media launch. If they have a celebrity they want to send into space, Branson will take them in his Virgin Galactic SpaceshipOne.

Who should he take, and who should he leave up there?

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COMMENTS

		BurningWheel on Thu 27 September 2007 said... Is that Gobshite on the telly again?!!! Feck off!
		gargoyle on Thu 27 September 2007 said... These new Dr Who villains are rubbish.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 27 September 2007 said... Richard Branson...MTV Cribs....Eco-fuckwittery - the tryptych (if you will) of complete pointlessness in one posting
		AKABUSI on Thu 27 September 2007 said... Who am I? "With this and Bob Geldof's 'brave' new channel I think we're being really spoiled in terms of quality TV programming" If you answered 'a cunt' 'a liar', 'a mentalist' or 'Bob Geldof', you're correct.
		michael848 on Thu 27 September 2007 said... If i was a billonaire i don't think I would stand in a field, next to 2 unemployed actors looking like a twat...
		Xiano on Thu 27 September 2007 said... It really fucks me off that the TV on his head isn't straight...
		robbie22 on Thu 27 September 2007 said... The TV channel looks like shite
		ryan2801 on Fri 28 September 2007 said... Look instead of that wank and giving those two oddballs The McCanns loads of money, sort out what you promised ages ago. A fucking Virgin Sports News channel. Tiny bearded, false promising, irritating little cunt. Nice garden at his house though, I went to a party there.
		dandyboy on Fri 28 September 2007 said... beardy tight cunt who is uncapable of running one company without cyphoning cash from all the others and pays all his employees absolute fucking peanuts!
		MikeGiggler on Fri 28 September 2007 said... Surely a space airline isn't the most ecologically sound business in the universe?
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 28 September 2007 said... eco-cunty tree-hugging cardigan-wearing bearded fuckwit. Enough already -you've got all the money you need now exile yourself to your own cunting island in the caribbean and practice holding your breath until you manage never to inhale again!!