SCHOOLGIRL ERROR

Has Naomi Campbell been taking Britney pills recently or what? It can't be long till she shaves her head and pops down to her local loony bin. This time, she has been photographed in Capri, Italy apparently slumped in a man's arms in a drunken stupor after leaving a club. But that's not the mental bit, it's what she's got her agent to say. She wasn't drunk, she was just "playing a game". Right...

Yes, we know this game, it's called Let's Get Twatted. We've played it many a time ourselves and we're wholehearted advocates of it. Naomi apparently isn't though, and has got her agent to spin the following yarn.

Her agent told The Sun: "It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend's arms."

OK, if you say so. But the agent doesn't stop there and adds...

"It's very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it."

What does it being hot there have to do with it? She's either passed out because she's drunk/overheated or she's playing a trust game. It can't have been both!

It's like when you're at school and the teacher asks you why you haven't done your homework and instead of just giving one excuse, you decide that two will make a better case. So you say the dog ate it AND you left it on the bus.

Yes, two excuses are always better than one. Just ask George Bush - Iraq had WMDs AND it was behind 9/11. Everyone believed that.

See the pic over at The Sun.