Duckin' Donuts

Supermodel Naomi Campbell, who won't get out of bed unless she can have a fight first, may actually have a sense of humour.

Campbell has filmed an advert for Dunkin' Donuts (obviously a chain she frequents regularly) in which she's filmed gardening while wearing an evening gown. Ha ha! It could be true, eh? I bet she's classy enough to do such a thing.

But a neighbour annoys her so she throws her shoe through their window in a hissy fit! But it's not a hissy fit! It's humour. And there's a woman next to her who 'keeps cool' by knocking back an iced drink from the Donut dealers. And Naomi doesn't brain her with a mobile phone in a terrible burst of fury!

What a turnaround! Naomi Campbell revealing a sense of humour is something like Salman Rushdie being hoisted onto the shoulders of several Iranian hard-line clerics and carried around a synagogue while all concerned agree that it would be better if everyone in the world just got along with each other.

Good grief. Admen really are twats, aren't they?