NO MEMORY NAOMI

It's not exactly a secret that Naomi Campbell is a deluded nutbag who likes nothing better than throwing phones at her assistants and suing Piers Morgan but, in becoming the first black supermodel, she has achieved something.

In which case it doesn't really help her cause if, when addressing a panel on racism and the fashion industry, she just lies about how hard done by she's been in the past.

"I've never been on the cover of British Vogue," Campbell told the 'Blacks In Fashion' panel. "I've asked a million times and they've always refused me. They'll put the same white model for half the year - I swear like six times, but wouldn't put me on once in my own country. But I still want my British Vogue cover!"

Which would be all well and good if she hadn't actually made eight apearances on the cover of British Vogue, five of which were solo outings.

And just to prove it, courtesy of Dlisted, here are three of them.