Campbell's Booze Excuse

Ah, that would explain it! Naomi Campbell has suddenly realised that she is allergic to alcohol, which means there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for her mad as a hatter behaviour.

"I'm not someone that's in denial of my problems and I'm not going to lie about my problems and I'm not hiding my problems," said Naomi in her heroic attempt to break the world record for multiple use of the word 'problems' in one sentence while still attempting to appear sane.

The wild-eyed crazy has revealed that, having given up the booze, she is re-vitalised and has much more energy in the mornings and evenings. Which must be wonderful news for her phone-dodging assistants.