BECKS OF FRIENDS

The impending prospect of jail always makes you think about who your friends are. And it seems like it's no different if you are insane model Naomi Campbell who now mostly likes to act like a toddler and spit at people who aren't nice to you.

That's right, Naomi 'alleged airport assault' Campbell yesterday decided at a swanky fashion bash in New York that she wanted Posh Spice as a mate – something most sane people would want about as much as a conversation about anything with hubby David, a man so slow he makes Alan Carr look like he's got Oscar Wilde's wit.

The pair publicly ended the feud that's been rumbling along for nearly a decade. Personally, we liked it more when the bile-filled rake of a model was slagging off Victoria and getting called a "massive cow" in return. However, it seems that coconut shy look-alike Posh has been reading the papers – or having them turned into an easy to understand cartoons at any rate – and decided she doesn't really want a mobile phone pinged at her head while she surreptitiously avoids eating anything at a party.

So Victoria opted to give the towering tantrum a nice big hug and tell her she hopes she doesn't end up behind bars. We're reliably informed the noise of the bones grating against each other can still be heard echoing around the streets of the Big Apple. Knowing that you’re not going to have to see Victoria for six months would certainly make it much easier to be her friend.

Here are some more pics from the CFDA Fashion awards in New York.