MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

BOHEMIAN TRAGEDY

Published on Tue 15 July 2008 by roryk

MUSIC POLL CONFIRMS PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

A new poll of 10,000 'music fans' has decided that Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is the best pop song of all time. Yes, THE BEST. Who the hell do these people talk to? But, more worryingly, the Village People's 'YMCA' came second. This has to be a piss take. Top ten after the jump...

So here's the top ten in full. OK, so 'Bohemian Rhapsody' often tops these sorts of polls, but 'YMCA', for fuck's sake, no one can seriously have voted for that piece of shit, and the only top ten that UB40 deserve to be in is the top ten white fronted reggae bands from Birmingham.

Although the Queen will be happy that 'Dancing Queen' made it to number nine, if you believe what you read.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Village People - YMCA
Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
Robbie Williams - Angels
UB40 - Red Red Wine
John Lennon - Imagine
Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
Abba - Dancing Queen
Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head

MUSIC POLL, queen, bohemian rhapsody, ymca, village people, abba

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		WinkyWankyWoo on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Jesus christ....just reading the list makes my stomach churn. All of them are total crap.
		DapperDan on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Thanks for fueling my misanthropy
		blaxa on Tue 15 July 2008 said... God, I've only just got that 'Everything I do' crap out of my head after all these years. I can't believe that anyone would want to hear it again. And UB40! UB40! I like 'Billie Jean' though.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 15 July 2008 said... What a great big steaming pile of horseshit. 'Imagine' has all the emotional insight of a teenage girl's diary. Imagine not having a fucking huge apartment on New York's Upper West Side. Imagine there's no hippies. Well that's my well-constructed critique of THAT entry. NEXT........!
		catfood on Tue 15 July 2008 said... the listeners of 'London's Heart 106.2' speak again. fucking neuter the lot of them.
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 15 July 2008 said... these are the same wankers that think 'waynes world' is the best movie ever made.
		clusterfuck78 on Tue 15 July 2008 said... The list is proof that most people deserve to die
		Nadiestar on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Boh rap is a great song. It doesn't follow the usual pop song structure and introduced the scum to operatic rock. Sweet child is a good song but has been played too much. The rest is the blood squeezed from a 1000 used tampons. Also Jiggery i totally agree Lennon was so over rated.
		Dougal on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Clearly they should have picked 10 completely obscure songs that only 3 people bought and that the NME said were the best pieces of music ever written for about a week. It was a poll about pop songs for god's sake. of course they are going to be crass and rubbish.
		Fakeycakemaker on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Fuck a pig. On a bicycle. Who the fuck voted for this lot? Thanks for ruining my day by confirming that our society is crammed with fuckwitted, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing cunts. Here's a last, conforting thought. Not only can cunts like this 'vote' for shit music polls, In less than two years time these cunts will be deciding for us who forms the next government. Christ help us.
		yosemitesam on Tue 15 July 2008 said... One bullet between the lot of them and Lennon gets it? Blobbie Cuntilliams should not still be stealing decent peoples oxygen. Smug fucking Grant Mitchell lookalike.
		katflap on Tue 15 July 2008 said... The fact that these idiots consider Sweet child of mine a 'pop' song says it all; what a random list. I also didn't realise that pop wasn't invented until the the 1970's
		crispypancake on Tue 15 July 2008 said... I recently flew on Czech national airlines and they played that Bryan Adams song on a loop for two hours. It's still number one there.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Bryan Adams will always be number two as far as I'm concerned.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Bryan Adams is the sound of frozen peas being scattered on a pavement, whilst the devil wanks off over your soul for all eternity.
		sunchild on Tue 15 July 2008 said... That list is a random scatter gun of shite - even though I really do hate my fellow 'human' beings I cannot for one minute belive that any cunt voted for that sack of cack. They've made it all up.
		framey on Tue 15 July 2008 said... That's a horrendous list. Who the hell voted for that crap, the old dears from the Barnardo's shop?
		BlartMonster on Tue 15 July 2008 said... A veritable shitfest of "music". Agreed, Nadie, Bohemian Rhapsody was incredible for its time, but the rest? Fuck off. The pollsters are probably those who voted for that cunt Johnson as mayor and who drive 4x4s in urban sprawl. And I'm sorry, I can't take that overrated twunt Minogue seriously - some people need to check out her fucking back catalogue. I'd hate to see these cunts' CD collections, FFS...
		Marshfield on Tue 15 July 2008 said... It's a good song, but one that stays Number 1 by continued hype and that video. Personally it's not that poppy in my mind. As a good pop song should be one you can dance to. Therefore Queen and Bryan Adams do not figure on my list of quality pop songs. Bummer for them, although sadly that's exactly what led to Freddie passing away.
		rachael on Wed 16 July 2008 said... wake me up before you go go (by the beutifull,brilliant and sexxxxy george micheal) also known as WHAM should of been on the list if I was dead esleep at night and that came on I would dance esleep its such a cool song to dance to. AND anything by the SMASHING PUMKINS should of made the list. When Freddie mercury died I reckon he came back as Amy Whinehouse cause they look like Twins.
		CHUFFER on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Freddie Mercury reincarnated as Majestic Winehouse? Genious!
		CHUFFER on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Genius even..
		itsjustsomoving on Wed 16 July 2008 said... aren't you lot boring?