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Mrs Cole could earn a cool 4 million in divorce

CHERYL CALLS IN THE LAWYERS

Mrs Cole could earn a cool 4 million in divorce

After a week or so umming and ahhing over how to deal with husband Ashley having it away with any number of the country's most accommodating blondes, Cheryl Cole has decided her best course of action is to give up eating and then take him to the cleaners to the sum of £4m. We're talking divorce here, people. And after all that sick, he could probably do with a trip to the cleaners.

Cheryl has given up defending her cheating husband and called in the divorce lawyers, who reckon she can lay claim to nearly half of his estimated £10m fortune.

"She knows he has slept with other girls. That is no longer in question and she won't be pretending he is innocent again," a source told the tabloids.

"I can't see her taking him back. He's begging like a dog - and that is how she sees him.

"She has taken advice on divorce and it is now a very viable option. She'd be looking at about £4m."

And if she does get it, we reckon the first thing she should do is take herself out for a nice dinner, seeing as she apparently hasn't eaten for nearly a week due to stress.

COMMENTS
happyaslarry on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
well, i for one certianly didnt see this coming
Bunglist on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
well put it away and clean yourself up
rainbow_brite on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
i don't particularly like cheryl, but she should take as much money off him as she can!
Rosebud on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
And so the story ran to script...means Ashley will never again be called "gay" and Cheryl's set up for life. Oh and the "slapper" who allegedly slept with Ashley will be well rewarded too. These people think we are mugs.
Happyfinish on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
We are mugs, at least enough of us are for these things to work.
thingymabob on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
i hear ya rosebud! HM won't let me write the inside track but your nun to far away from the truth?
ComradeDuch on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
Always looked that way, who set up that deal, Thingamybob? My money's on a Sarah Harding/Frank Lampard effort.
happyaslarry on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
HM wont let mme write about the inside track on Michael Jacksons kids either. whats all that about!
dandyboy on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
I simply pointed out that A$hley thought £35,000 a WEEK was not enough money, so I hoped that Cheryl took him to the cleaners. Too risque, obviously!
AntonioFWW on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
It's terrible that she is going through this and in such a public way. I just hope that when the time comes she is able to collect the money. Normally very rich men have a way of using lawyers to keep from paying their ex-wives. Here is an example of that at this link: http://www.firstwivesworld.com/relevant-news/rachel-small/millionaire-fat-cat-court-battles Later, AntonioFWW
Dames on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
They went home and had a maxi shag after this pic was taken. Immoral Euro knts acting as propa g's. That's all it is.
milkplus on Sat 02 February 2008 said...
who gives a Rat's arse
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