MR T GIVES HIS ADVICE TO MEN ON VALENTINE'S DAY

LISTEN UP SUCKERS!

Published on Thu 14 February 2008 by roryk

MR T GIVES HIS ADVICE TO MEN ON VALENTINE'S DAY

Yep, he's as mental as ever. Here's Mr T of 'A Team' fame giving his thoughts on what it is to be a man and how to treat your lady. While promoting Snickers.

"Instead of going out and getting your girlfriend some heart-shaped candy, give them a box of Snickers. Nothing like chewing on them nuts..."

Indeed.

If you're a more traditional kind of guy but have fucked up and forgot to get flowers, go to www.arenaflowers.co.uk and get some ordered sharpish! All Holy Moly readers get a 10% discount (enter HOLY MOLY into the promo code area).

MR T, VALENTINE'S DAY, snickers, advice, a team

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COMMENTS

		TheMonk on Thu 14 February 2008 said... I love this man! "How would you like me to fuck you in the ass!"
		TheMonk on Thu 14 February 2008 said... No seriously, can we not vote him into some massively high ranking position somewhere...
		PhilAyshio on Thu 14 February 2008 said... This whole story was just to shoe-horn in the ad at the bottom. Holy Moly is turning into one gaping arsehole to be repeatedly fucked in exchange for money.
		BustySinclair on Fri 15 February 2008 said... He should be king. He will be a just and kind ruler, beloved by all. And when he rides out amongst the townfolk, he can pop out the hatch of his tank and throw handfuls of snickers to his adoring subjects, blessing them with nuggets of his timeless wisdom.