MOVIE GEEKS MAKE NEW INDIANA JONES FILM MOST MISTAKE RIDDEN OF THE YEAR

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Published on Thu 29 May 2008 by basko

MOVIE GEEKS MAKE NEW INDIANA JONES FILM MOST MISTAKE RIDDEN OF THE YEAR

Apart from the obvious mistake of replacing Sean Connery with CGI gophers, the new Indiana Jones film 'The Kingdom Of The Crystal Meth' (or whatever it's called) has over 40 continuity errors and historical inaccuracies in it, according to film geeks.

Obsessive fans in their best Short Stop Y fronts have been noting how costumes change mid scene, timeframes for events are all wrong and worse there are an incorrect number of stars on the American flag!

GET A LIFE, YOU LOSERS. Does it really matter about small inaccuracies when the whole film is about a 65-year-old man running around mythical kingdom?

Feel free to post any comments you have on the new Indiana Jones film below, although don't spoil it by telling everyone he dies at the end.

MOVIE GEEKS, INDIANA JONES, MISTAKEs, kingdon of the crystal skull, sean connery, harrison ford,

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SHERLOCK BONES
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JOLIE HARD LIFE
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COMMENTS

		dearlord on Thu 29 May 2008 said... inaccurate and wholly shit?
		LuciferSam on Thu 29 May 2008 said... He dies at the end.
		LuciferSam on Thu 29 May 2008 said... He dies at the end.
		captaincunthooks on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Does anyone else see the irony in a celebrity-obsessed gossip site criticising a character-obsessed geek site for having no life of their own? At least post the link to the original story you cretinous cunts.
		rachael on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I thought the film was brilliant except for old codger who was ment to be sean connerry and the so called heroin who was in the first ever film she looked rancid
		rachael on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I thought the film was brilliant except for old codger who was ment to be sean connerry and the so called heroin who was in the first ever film she looked rancid
		DeBouched on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I spotted some incontinuity in Mr. Ford's slacks.
		sweetpea on Fri 30 May 2008 said... all tongues were firmly in cheeks, an amazing film
		framey on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Great earring. Pensioners rock!
		dew on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Maybe some people want 1-2 hours of escape into a story, and cruddy directors/editors/writers steal our escape from us when there's glaring mistakes. Book authors are supposed to be proofed before publishing, why aren't movies proofed before release?
		dandyboy on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Maybe some people are capable of escaping into a story without giving a shit whether a flag has the right number of stars on it or someone who didn't have a hat now does, Dew.
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Jesus some people just CAN'T leave things alone!