MILLS AND MCCARTNEY GO TO COURT FOR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

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Published on Mon 11 February 2008 by Mopsa

MILLS AND MCCARTNEY GO TO COURT FOR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

Get ready for the final round of Mucca vs Macca. Heather Mills and Paul McCartney have arrived in court today, separately obviously, to finally sort out a financial settlement for their divorce. As we reported previously, Mills is going to represent herself in court, which might be alright as long as she doesn't re-enact 'that' GMTV appearance and start screaming "I've been treated worse than a paedophile!" again.

It is reported that the court settlement could be one of the biggest ever with Heather receiving up to £100m from Paul's £825m estimated fortune. Which isn't bad for marrying an old man for only four years.

The case is expected to last for five days, and the financial settlement won't be made public. Until Heather tells everyone. And claims it's still not fair.

Here's a list of what Heather has reported to have demanded in court:

Two of their houses
24-hour security
Two full time nannies for daughter Bea
Personal trainer, household staff, secretary
Medical expenses for her and Bea for life
McCartney to pay for her entourage whenever she travels

I think all in all that's fairly reasonable. Round one to Heather.

PAUL MCCARTNEY, HEATHER MILLS, DIVORCE, COURT, FORTUNE, GMTV

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COMMENTS

		POOSTRIPE on Mon 11 February 2008 said... There is no fool like an old fool...especially when he did'nt listen to his kids. You go Heather and fleece the stupid old git.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Personal trainer? Mind you, she does only need the one...
		tosswipe on Mon 11 February 2008 said... shouldn`t have been led by his cock...
		TheMonk on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Has she 'accidentally' missed & tried to attach her fake leg a few inches too far to the right in this photo?
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 11 February 2008 said... I like her, if only for that fact that she's taking a smug, thumbs-aloft, trainer-wearing, grubby old twat for everything she can get, and frankly we'd all do that given the chance (in a slightly less 'completely mental' way of course)
		thingymabob on Mon 11 February 2008 said... ps...what got mackers goat was the fact that he an linda used ms mills sex guide to pep up there own! ive seen it looks like a cat with its throat cut!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 11 February 2008 said... She ought to stay with the Archbishop of Canterbury - he sounds like he'd like to be covered in Muslim jizz as well.
		Dames on Mon 11 February 2008 said... I'm with you, The Monk hee hee!
		LadyMildmay on Mon 11 February 2008 said... I love Heather - she is the kind of woman i want my children to look up to.
		JoeJ on Mon 11 February 2008 said... wooden legged cunt.
		CLINT FLICKER on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Up there with Mark Chapman.. He fucked a Beatle too
		RogerRamjet on Mon 11 February 2008 said... Ropey old money grabbing uniped cunt
		CLINT FLICKER on Tue 12 February 2008 said... fucked a Beatle..just like Mark Chapman
		thingymabob on Tue 12 February 2008 said... k! HM my comms about her brake cables went too far!
		crosby99 on Tue 12 February 2008 said... For the first time ever I think I would. Perhaps it is the cash she is about to get....
		thingymabob on Tue 12 February 2008 said... or did they not go far enough?