Mills and Macca record most depressing dance track since Mr Kirk's Nightmare

Mills 'n' Thrills and Bellylaughs

Published on Fri 24 August 2007 by BOURNE

Mills and Macca record most depressing dance track since Mr Kirk's Nightmare

"PLAY THE DAMN THING!"

PRESS RED BUTTON TO PLAY*

This appalling piece of rubbish is an ambient house track recorded by Heather Mills and Paul McCartney in 'happier times'. If you can listen to the whole thing without tearing your ears off or slitting your wrists, you're probably dead already.

*Red Button is after the jump if you are reading this on the home page.

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DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT

NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK

COMMENTS

		dandyboy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Even funnier than Octopus' Garden, though I think that was meant to be funny, unlike this steamer...
		Whynot on Fri 24 August 2007 said... I feel sick
		supasassysaz on Fri 24 August 2007 said... God help us all. Thank fuck it was never released onto an unsuspecting public
		bumspinach on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Mr Kirk's Nightmare!! Mr Kirk, your son is dead, woo woooooo, top one nice one get sorted, waaahhhhhhhh etc etc!
		Drbendy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... This is the best thing you've posted for ages. Its like a an ill thought out Byker Grove release.
		TrumpetOfDeath on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Choose life, choose prosthetic legs, choose an ageing fuckwit ex-beatle, choose a fucking messing divorce...
		PhillieB on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Do you think they sampled her tapping out a beat on her peg-leg to give the track that wooden sound?
		MrsMac on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Bad sad and mad
		gobenji on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Ha HAH HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. You monumental twats.
		gobenji on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Ha HAH HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Youn monumental twats.
		Carvillicious on Fri 24 August 2007 said... I like it.
		chachadley on Fri 24 August 2007 said... cripple chat and funky house nostradamus/quaran/ etc.. all foretold this hell on earth ©
		chachadley on Fri 24 August 2007 said... cripple chat and funky house nostradamus/quaran/ etc.. all foretold this hell on earth ©
		eljayar on Fri 24 August 2007 said... To quote El Barto: I didn't know it was physically possible for something to both suck AND blow at the same time.
		jacksy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... utter shite!
		RoyKeane on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Complete and utter shite. Well done Stumpy!
		Dames on Fri 24 August 2007 said... She has magnificent, erm, Orbs though
		planetcuntoid on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Goodbye Cruel world!! :-(
		Makee on Fri 24 August 2007 said... tune!
		uprightpanda on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Great track - in the box.
		PeterAndre on Sat 25 August 2007 said... 'Freak, weirdo, retard - but you still luv 'er' - sums up their marriage really. Christmas # 1, surely...?
		undertheradar on Sat 25 August 2007 said... Worse than the thought of Moby having an orgy.
		josiewales on Sat 25 August 2007 said... I quit less than a minute after starting it, absolutely fucking awful
		everblazin on Sun 26 August 2007 said... its top...let's have it tracey-style.
		HolyFuck on Mon 27 August 2007 said... "Why don't you ask her if she has a voice" - the aforementioned kid has a voice in this track, Mills, just no "arms or legs". For fuck's sake, you addled whore, you're making an absolute mockery of the disabled. Had they arms or legs, they would no doubt want to kick and punch the shit out of you for this patronising pile of shit. But as they don't, just nuting you in the cunt from their wheelchairs should suffice. Hopefully so hard that you have no chance of procreating ever again!!!!
		IKnowYourSecrets on Wed 29 August 2007 said... Oh god. I listened to the end. I want to burn my ears off, gauge my eyes out, and lock myself in a cupboard for the remainder of my years.