REGRET A GABO?

Milla Jovovitch, model turned terrible actress, has come to her senses and sheepishly explained the garbled mind-reasoning that led to her recently-born daughter being named 'Ever Gabo' (though it's still a better name than Princess Tiaamii, as is 'Smallpox' and 'Vomit Sock III').

Poor little Ever (whose father is film producer Paul W.S. Anderson) who will be dreading her first day at school from the moment she is capable of having conscious thoughts, was only born on November 3 and is already battling against a tsunami of giggles about her ridiculous name.

Luckily, Milla has managed to put the baby down for a few seconds and update her blog, which is heart warming in itself, for what else would you want to be doing the morning after your daughter's birth than dictating trite facts to a webmaster?

"The name 'Ever' is a Scottish boy's name," she explained. So, ideal for an American girl then. "Paul has Scottish blood in him (not to mention two tartans in his family!) so we wanted to give her a name that reflected her 'Celtic' roots." How sweet, but why not go all the way and plump for 'Bravehearta'?

Sigh. So, the beautiful 'Gabo' part then?