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There could be light at the end of the tunnel for Troubled Britney with the news that the paparazzi are getting bored with her (aren't we all?). Apparently the paps' main target is now FIFTEEN YEAR OLD 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus. We predict two failed marriages and three kids by the time she's 20.

Cyrus isn't particularly well-known in the UK - unless you happen to be an eight-year-old girl (in which case get back to school!) – but her father is none other than 'music legend' and mullet pioneer Billy Ray Cyrus, maker of one of the worst songs of all time, 'Achy Breaky Heart'. If that doesn't make her newsworthy, we don't know what does.

A boss of a US photo agency revealed the news that paparazzi originally assigned to Britney have been moved to Miley. Brad Elterman of the Buzz agency told a talk show:

"Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen covering Britney. Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It's moved on to Miley."

So the pack has found new prey. Let's hope Miley is a wilier fox that Brit.

For old time's sake (sorry if it puts you off your lunch)...