HUGH PERVERT

Oh dear, just as Miley Cyrus is trying to live down those photographs, Hugh Hefner has offered her the chance to pose naked for Playboy magazine. When she turns 18, obviously. And by then he'll probably try to keep her in the Playboy mansion and make her girlfriend number 4. But we wonder what her 'Achy Breaky Heart' singer dad will have to say about this... (Probably: alright but how much you offering?)

The 15-year-old actress from Disney's 'Hannah Montana' would apparently be "welcomed in Playboy magazine" but only in three years time, according to dirty old perv Hugh.

And the words Playboy and Disney should never appear in the same sentence.

And the 82-year-old, trapped in the body and mind of a hormonal teenager, also said he didn't see what all the fuss was about over her suggestive photos for Vanity Fair.

He said:

"I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."

Well if it was up to Hugh women would never have clothes on, but Miley is still a child so we find the whole thing a bit inappropriate. Just ask Woody Allen...