MIKE SOUTAR MAKES A FOOL OF HIMSELF PLUGGING SHORTLIST

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Published on Mon 24 September 2007 by BOURNE

MIKE SOUTAR MAKES A FOOL OF HIMSELF PLUGGING SHORTLIST

Oh dear sweet Jesus.

'Street agents' get partonised by Mike Soutar, former Smash Hits editor and the man behind recently launched free mag ShortList. David Brent is alive and well and working in publishing.

Mike Soutar, Smash hits, Shortlist, street agents, publishing, freesheet, david brent, holy moly, celebrity news, gossip

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JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
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COMMENTS

		josiewales on Mon 24 September 2007 said... You fucking cock. For a start, if someone smiles and makes eye contact with me on a shitty London street ill take a pair of scissors to the cunt. Secondly the sight of free mag sellers in bright blue bummer coats will make most people run a fucking mile just to get out of your way. Oh, and while im here, you're not fucking Data from Star Trek; you can say its instead of it is all the time. So to recap you are a fucking cock bothering cunt monkey of the highest order and anyone who works for you is a twat.
		ArseJuice on Mon 24 September 2007 said... And... if have problems distributing our useless, advert-full magazine; we'd love to hear your feedback so that we can tell you to fuck off, and try harder you work-shy cunt!
		PerryNayum on Mon 24 September 2007 said... "Partonised"? He sings "Jolene" at them until they grow huge breasts and open a self branded theme park?
		dandyboy on Mon 24 September 2007 said... Oh great, another cunting rag that I'll have to avoid 3 people trying to force on me on a 5m stretch of road. Get the fuck out of my face you cunts, if I really want to read a 5 line story stretched out to 2 pages with all the fucking adverts I'll come to you and get one! Now fuck off!
		ronjnr on Mon 24 September 2007 said... I'm deaf to condescension; whilst viewing this cunt, I could've heard a pin drop.
		greyhoundbloke on Fri 28 September 2007 said... Notice the tourette's-like flick of the eyes to (his) left every few seconds as he reads off the idiot board. This should be obligatory viewing for anyone who is unhappy in their job - at least you aren't working for this guy!
		kuntor on Fri 28 September 2007 said... I've only ever passed through London, and what a bunch of nouty suspicious cunts they all are. This prick is setting people up for fucking great fall. "GREAT: IT'S SHORTLIST THURSDAY!" He's on my fucking long list of cunts that need castrating. If I were King, he'd be placed on an indefinite procreation banning order; effective immediately.
		tigerstail on Sat 29 September 2007 said... Just move the prompt cards nearer the camera you tit.