Mika says he loves fat people and Ugly Betty
Mika greases up to the fatties
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Published on Thu 16 August 2007 by Fatty
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Mika says he loves fat people and Ugly Betty |
If ever there's a bandwagon to cock a leg over, you can guarantee that Mi-fucking-ka will be there, all faux expectant-faced and twattish. And late of course.
So it comes as no surprise that, after declaring that lard arses are
actually not unattractive ('groundbreaking', 1840s), that it's ok to be
yourself ('maverick', 1950s), he's all over Ugly Betty like particularly unpleasant fanny
rash.
'Hey Betty, you are beautiful,' mewls the neon cunt, having predictably changed the lyrics from 'Big Girls' to honour the not really unattractive television heroine.
Did we mention he had a small part in Ugly Betty?
"Betty is a real fashion icon and we should celebrate anyone like her - genuine individuals who stay true to their own identity," said Mika reading from an autocue, next to a big poster of Ugly Betty.
'Hey Betty, you are beautiful,' mewls the neon cunt, having predictably changed the lyrics from 'Big Girls' to honour the not really unattractive television heroine.
Did we mention he had a small part in Ugly Betty?
"Betty is a real fashion icon and we should celebrate anyone like her - genuine individuals who stay true to their own identity," said Mika reading from an autocue, next to a big poster of Ugly Betty.
"That's what Big Girl is all about so it was the perfect fit to change the song for her.
It was a huge honour to be asked to do it. I love the show."
Cunt.
That is really all there is to say on the matter.
Mika,
Life in cartoon motion,
Big Girls,
fat people,
Ugly Betty,
obese,
Celebrity news,
Holy Moly,
Gossip
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