There are certain things that are ironic, and most of them aren't mentioned in that shit Alanis Morrisette song, but one thing that undoubtedly is ironic is pop gonk Mika's behaviour at last night's Kayne West aftershow party.
Clearly troubled by being in the presence of someone more famous (although i'd be more troubled by the dreadful hoodie), it was all too much for the poor man's Scissor Sister and he
flounced out of the West aftershow, complaining about the music.
Yes, Mika, who's forced us to endure his patronising plinky-plonky nonsense about big
girls and how wants to be like assorted dead people, had the audacity to winge about the music. The tit.
To save the day however, Rhianna decided to go to Stringfellows, singlehandedly adding a couple of slides to every heterosexual males wank bank....
Full review of the gig coming to HM soon (Which we are hearing was an absolute shambles).