Mika films the video for Big Girls with Big Girls

Mika's Big Girls: The Thighs Of The Matter

Published on Tue 22 May 2007 by BOURNE

Mika films the video for Big Girls with Big Girls

You can almost hear the inspiration hitting the assorted creatives at Island like a sledgehammer cracking an eggshell.

"We've got Mika, right. And he's got this song called 'Big Girls', right. So, genius idea, why don't we film him for the video singing the song while surrounded by a load of big girls?"

And there you have it. Live in Croydon this afternoon, here was the scene that greeted innocent shoppers; Mika warbling 'Big Girls (You Are Beautiful...)' and a horde of ten-ton-Tessies shaking their things.

That's Croydon, home of Kate Moss and one of the shittest of all London's ghastly satellite towns.

What a fucking master stroke.

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COMMENTS

		BollockyBill on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Who is this Cunt? He keeps spoling my trawl through the music channels with his gay warbling and now he's foisting these fat cunts on us!
		anneka on Tue 22 May 2007 said... so are you saying women in croydon are either skinny whores like kate moss or fat slags like in the mika vid?
		workshy on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Surely I can't be alone in thinking they are not actually fat?
		sirbuckle on Tue 22 May 2007 said... fuck off
		workshy on Tue 22 May 2007 said... I think I would look a bit portly next to that streak of pubic-barnetted piss
		JoMama on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Arses so fat you can see them from the front. No probelm though, I'd take a run at the lot of 'em. (Apart from Le Gingé, obviously.)
		on Tue 22 May 2007 said... I LOVE FAT GIRLS!!!!! I would just throw all of them into a pit, naked and covered in goose fat so that it was just a mass of writhing, jiggling flesh. Then I'd jump in and bugger every fold of flesh, bingo-wing, armpit, beaver, arse, navel, chin, fatneck, anything, until my nutsack was dry. Then I'd jump out, beat Mika to a bloody pulp with a scaffolding pole, and impale him on it at the city gates to warn others. Cuntwarbler!!!!
		DickMarsh on Tue 22 May 2007 said... The on one the left has thighs the size of my fucking body. And no, I wouldnt do the ging either
		ciggies on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Smacks of Fat Bottomed Girls the Mercury wannabe cunt!
		JoMama on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Who is this Mika cunt anyway? Whoever, not only does he look a proper fucking magician, but it appears he's been through and cleared out Borat's gym locker. And possibly visited his barber. Tell you what though, the more I look at the big thighed one in the blue, the more I want her to manipulate my gooch with her tongue.
		Dames on Tue 22 May 2007 said... once again... couldn't care less about the act/singer/clown in question but would rather beg/implore/bribe anyone who would or could publish details in nice big print on a nice clean website with no Flash plug ins or complicated script... THE NAMES OF CUNTS WHO BUY THIS SHIT AND GO TO THE GIGS!!!
		CuntyMcCunt on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Is this what passes as news now-a-days?
		XenuGalacticWarlord on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Good fucking grief!!! Don't know what's more heinous..crimes against music or crimes against public decency! Doesn't the one on the left look like a ginger Giant Haystacks and what's with the Big Daddy leotards????? Having seen that don't know how I can ever wank again!
		JiggeryCock on Tue 22 May 2007 said... The one on the right is Viz' Terry Fuckwit and the blonde one is Kim Wilde after she'd eaten The Kids In America.
		Wombat on Tue 22 May 2007 said... The 2 in blue, and one on the left in orange will probably all become manic depressants in about 10 years time. People being coerced into public humiliation seems to be so popular lately. Like someone once said, history repeats and this is just like gawking at the freaks.
		Zigmund on Tue 22 May 2007 said... I wouldn't say no to the redhead on the left. I wouldn't say no to the pink one on the right too. I wouldn't say no to watching the girls there ripping that lanky streak of gay piss that is Mika to shreds either.
		Cuntybollocks on Wed 23 May 2007 said... He's such a gaylord.
		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 23 May 2007 said... He's blatantly ripping off Freddie Mercury in every way. Fat Girls? Forgot the 'bottomed', did we? Fucking twunt.