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Microsoft's Paul Allen's yacht is venue for Brad and Angelina's wedding SOON!

EXCLUSIVE: BRANGELINA PLAN WEDDING ON YACHT

Microsoft's Paul Allen's yacht is venue for Brad and Angelina's wedding SOON!

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Confidentially agreement? WHAT confidentialty agreeent?!
A member of staff on Paul Allen's Yacht in the South of France has been in touch about the wedding of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

The stewardess, who has bravely cast aside the confidentiality agreement she was made to sign has revelaed to us that Octopus, the yacht owned by former Microsoft owner Paul Allen is the venue for Brad and Angelina's wedding, which is due to take place "within a month".

The pair recently setup base in France, wth the reason being widely reported that Angelina wanted to have her twins in France as a tribute to her French mother who died recently.

This news gives a more timely reason for being there - the babies aren't due for a while yet.

You want more timely news? I'm writing this in my underwear. True story.

COMMENTS
thingymabob on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
she has a very shiny chin?
Topguntop on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
i'm loving pitts 70's serial killer look.
goldentwattage on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
Fuck... I know it's a bank holiday but that is the dullest, lamest, most pointless story every to grace this website. Stop feeding that monkey Somerfield bananas.
DeBouched on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
Your writing in your underwear is more interesting than these two having kids or getting married.
zammosbird on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
hope it fucking sinks
DickyM on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
thingymabob....its smeared in cum
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
Does that explain why Brad has a slightly shiny face?
thundachick on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
topguntop, he looks more like a 70's porn star...
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