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MICROBIOTIC HELLRAISER'S 'BEEF' OVER JAY-Z'S GLASTO CRITICISM

GWYNY P DEFENDS JAY-Z

MICROBIOTIC HELLRAISER'S 'BEEF' OVER JAY-Z'S GLASTO CRITICISM

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Gwyneth Paltrow knows what time it is, bitches, she's down with her homeboys in the rap world and won't have no punks dissing Jigga ya hear? Forget 'Crazy In Love' she's gonna get 'Crazy On Your Ass' if you disrespect Jay-Z over some fools not buying enough tickets for Glastonbury...

She's gonna reach for the nine and get 'POWtrow' if you don't think the rapper is going to be anything but "brilliant for Glastonbury".

The notorious 'G.W.P.' adds:

"He's the best rapper of all-time and I think he'll knock it out of the park."
 
Well it's a farm really but you get what she's saying...

And let's not forget she's one of Jay-Z's crew as Gwizzle Paltrizzle performed backing vocals for Jay-Z at his London concert a few years back and was a witness at his wedding.
She also knows how to motherf**king party especially at the launch do for her new film 'Ironman' where there was loads of Cristal and 'big dogs' (no not Jade Goody) to hang with. Or maybe she just ignored everyone and went home to the kids instead…

COMMENTS
AKABUSI on Mon 28 April 2008 said...
He's going to get covered in piss isn't he?
dearlord on Mon 28 April 2008 said...
lol they don't normally do that at hip hop gigs on account of the high probability of getting a cap in yo ass - he's gonna have a big shock
Anticyclonic on Mon 28 April 2008 said...
Oh, well, I know I'M scared shitless.
Scylla on Mon 28 April 2008 said...
and Gwynnie's an authority on everything isn't she? Fukkinell - most of us just look slutty in high heels, you see this chick in em and you think Jesus sandals would be more fetching on her. Not many women can manage that. No woman I know would want to. I sure as fuck wouldn't.
thundachick on Mon 28 April 2008 said...
what the fuck does gwynnie cunting paltrow know about rap?..my gran knows more than she does!
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