There have been rumours floating around for a while about
Lindsay Lohan and
Samantha Ronson planning
a wedding (now that gay marriage has been legalised in California). This may come as a huge surprise, but Lindsay's publicity-shy, retiring
father Michael (the Mitch Winehouse of LA) has broken his silence and decided to comment on the unfounded rumours. As usual.
"I haven't heard anything from Lindsay," he admitted with unusual candour (it's more likely Lindsay would contact little Jimmy Krankie for wedding advice than her meddling father).
"But if she was marrying Sam, I don't think she'd ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my [Christian] faith … she just wouldn't ask."
Yes, she just wouldn't ask, because of… his faith. Well that's it. If Michael isn't going then I'm not going, and neither is Rockabilly Jim from the pub or the man who stands outside Boots and throws stones at the moon. We're all behind Michael on this one, Lindsay, so don't even bother asking any of us. It's not going to happen, no matter how much you beg.
