MICHAEL JACKSON TO APPEAR ON THE X FACTOR

LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN!

Published on Mon 08 October 2007 by Mopsa

MICHAEL JACKSON TO APPEAR ON THE X FACTOR

Michael Jackson is reported to be making an appearance on 'The X Factor' alongside Dannii Minogue and Sharon Osbourne - probably marking the first time in TV history that there has been so much plastic surgery in the same room.

Jackson has apparently been signed to be mentor for the contestants in early December on the talent programme. And some of them are as young as 14.

Which is fine because he was acquitted of child molestation charges a couple of years ago.

This will be one of Jackson's first appearances on TV since he showed off his baby, Blanket, by covering his face with a sheet and dangling him out of his hotel window during the filming of a documentary with Martin Bashir. Which was just before he mentioned that he often liked to share his bed with children.

So all in all there should be no concern from parents whatsoever about leaving their children in the hands of the completely normal and trustworthy Jacko.

Is Simon Cowell planning on relaunching the weirdo or what?

Michael Jackson, Dannii Minogue, Sharon Osbourne, x factor, mentor, plastic surgery

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IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		PartTimeDave on Mon 08 October 2007 said... If true, this will be brilliant TV - infact, I hope ITV broadcast it in high definition, so we can all stare at Wacko Jacko's falling apart-and-in-desperate-need-of-repair-but-can't-afford-it face in great detail. It won't happen.
		Randomchild on Mon 08 October 2007 said... Wow what a childish and biased article. I could go through all the things wrong with your article but quite frankly there are so many that by the time i'd finished the x factor would be over. is the "lock up your children" banner at the top suposed to be funny? quite honestly this story is getting old, boring and you really need to open your eyes and stop making good people out to be somthing they're not.
		TheStretch on Mon 08 October 2007 said... Singing Billie Jean is not my lover, we just cuddled and slept in the same bed
		josiewales on Mon 08 October 2007 said... Yeah, didnt think so.............
		MrsMoon on Mon 08 October 2007 said... lets hope he puts a sheet over Sharon Osbourne's head...
		Lil on Mon 08 October 2007 said... Whoo shit, scary tv!! Mybe they could try some valsaline on the lens, so's not to put the contestants off!!
		Fucksocks! on Mon 08 October 2007 said... Spot the 'Michael Jackson' fan. "Wow what a childish and biased article". Using the gift of hindsight, do you think you could have phrased that a bit better? Or were you being ironic? These days, I just can't tell.
		robbie22 on Tue 09 October 2007 said... Do we realy need drastic plastic on the X Factor,esp round the under 16 section
		jonnysunspecs on Tue 09 October 2007 said... fuck meeting him down a dark alley! or for that matter in a bed!!
		spinderola on Tue 09 October 2007 said... Ugh puke inducing freak fest. Lets give the X Factor kids guns.
		MrsMoon on Tue 09 October 2007 said... do you think randomchild was one of those freaks releasing doves outside the courthouse when Jackson got off???
		Fucksocks! on Tue 09 October 2007 said... Probably. And I bet he/she sold his/her kids into slavery, just to pay for the plane tickets. The delusional wankbandit.
		MikeL on Tue 09 October 2007 said... ...and I thought The Goddess Bunny was scary but fuck me, look at his boat!