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Michael Jackson is too scared to leave home

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Michael Jackson is too scared to leave home

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Poor Michael Jackson has become a virtual recluse and is too scared to leave home for any length of time. Still, at least there's the distraction of the internet. There are all sorts of things to download and savour in the safety of your own home, as Pete Townshend can attest.

Michael's nephew TJ has spilled the beans (insert your own joke here), and believes his uncle is in a worryingly hermit-like state since he failed to turn up to TJ's wedding a fortnight ago. Though, it could be the case that he just despises TJ and couldn't be bothered to attend his nuptials.

TJ's wife, the ridiculously named Trini Poncedelleon, said: "It hurt TJ, but since the court case it's sunk in that people will try to take advantage of him."

Like a nephew using him as a vehicle to sell wedding pictures to a magazine, perhaps?

COMMENTS
Berry on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
He's looking a lot like Professor Snape these days. Incidentally, Snape dies, as does Lupin and Voldemort. Harry lives. Also, Frodo throws the ring in the volcano and Goum falls after it. UK beat Germany in both World Wars.
Darkharlequin on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Well said Berry, and in a similar vein the tooth fairy and the easter bunny are actually your mum and dad. Oh and God is just father christmas for grown ups...
Zigmund on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Trini Poncedelleon? What a name.
RoyKeane on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
If he's not leaving his house then he cant be shagging under age boys. Allegedly
archstanton on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
and garion becomes overlord of the west
JiggeryCock on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
...and Tommy Cooper isn't even remotely funny
Marshfield on Wed 15 August 2007 said...
Is this the same nephew that's played on the Jackson name to have a rubbish pop 'career'. Bit strange though, uncles should really go to their nephews weddings. Perhaps Jacko was jealous of the bride? I'm sure if the had mentioned page boys on the invite he'd have been the first one there (allegedly).
lbhzappa on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
Are there any females who post messages on this web site?
on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
NIGGER JEW QUEER
jonnysunspecs on Thu 16 August 2007 said...
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkk!
crazyKate on Fri 17 August 2007 said...
Well if my compound were about to burn down, I'd stay where I was, too. His place 'Neverland' is in imminent danger here. Lots of smoke. And yes, Ibhzappa, there are some females who post messages.... Cheers!
sidewinder on Tue 28 August 2007 said...
If you were in his shoes wouldn't you be scared to leave home People that (allegedly) do things to children might get the justice that didn't prevail in the courtroom (allegedly) by some (allegedly) mad parents, on the streets
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