Poor Michael Jackson has become a virtual recluse and is too scared to leave home for any length of time. Still, at least there's the distraction of the internet. There are all sorts of things to download and savour in the safety of your own home, as Pete Townshend can attest.
Michael's nephew TJ has spilled the beans (insert your own joke here),
and believes his uncle is in a worryingly hermit-like state since he
failed to turn up to TJ's wedding a fortnight ago. Though, it could be
the case that he just despises TJ and couldn't be bothered to attend
his nuptials.
TJ's wife, the ridiculously named Trini Poncedelleon, said: "It hurt
TJ, but since the court case it's sunk in that people will try to take
advantage of him."
Like a nephew using him as a vehicle to sell wedding pictures to a magazine, perhaps?