FOX IN THE BOX

Full credit to Michael J Fox who has revealed to Contactmusic that in the past he wasn't averse to using his pretty little nice boy image in order to charm women into his bed where he performed many sexual acts which were illegal in Victorian Britain, probably.

Despite the slightly creepy fact that he looked about 12 years old in the 'Back To The Future' films, it seems that women just loved this type of thing and Michael was determined to let them have their way with his seemingly-innocent little body.

"There was an image of me as this kind of cute 'n' cuddly guy, which, in as far as it got me laid, I didn't mind it too much," he grinned.

"People said, 'Does it bother you that girls want to sleep with you because you are famous?' That's a tough one. Let me think about that. No."

It's about time some of these po-faced Hollywood stars came clean and confessed that their major motivation for some roles was the money and the undie fun.

No doubt some Christian groups will point out that Michael's lacivious behaviour is responsible for his early onset of Parkinson's disease, not that the man himself (now a happily married father of four) gives a toss. And when he signs up for 'Teen MILF' I'll be first in the queue at the multiplex.