Michael Barrymore arrested on suspicion of murder and violent sexual assault

BREAKING NEWS: BARRYMORE ARRESTED

Published on Thu 14 June 2007 by BOURNE

Michael Barrymore arrested on suspicion of murder and violent sexual assault

BREAKING NEWS: Troubled funnyman Michael Barrymore and two others have been arrested on suspicion of murder and violent sexual assault.

The arrests, made by Essex Police, are in relation to the death of Stuart Lubbock, who was found dead in Barrymore's swimming pool in March 2001, with alcohol, ecstacy and cocaine in his system.

We're not sure what bearing this has on the story below...

Bit of a bummer though :(

Michael Barrymore, Stuart Lubbock, Murder, Arrest, Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip

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COMMENTS

		Yfronts on Thu 14 June 2007 said... A cunt of the first order - but fair dues to him - he was probably the first of the non-talent cunts who managed to make it big - ripping of John Cleese is not a talent worth nuturing.
		Vileman on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Three men arrested after another man was found with his back doors well and truly kicked in. Anyone heard from LordDecider or DickMarsh this morning ?
		EHenryThripshaw on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Just heard a fabulous faux pas from Jo Whiley on Radio 1. She just said "...and we have some breaking news about Michael Barrymore. More on that after The Killers"!! You couldn't script it, could you!
		TheViolator on Thu 14 June 2007 said... That's exactly why this cunt's in my top 100. No fucking talent at all. Yet again the chemical castration followed by a sulphric acid enema is the order of the day. Nope... change of mind; peel his skin off and roll him in salt, then hose him down with petrol, and burn the cunt. My work is done.
		on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Vileman - I can't speak for DM but strictly speaking I only kick the backdoors off people that also have front doors and a pair of lovely sash windows.
		grippersteb on Thu 14 June 2007 said... he was found with severe anal injuries.............. The Essex police decided to reopen their probe...... unfortunate choice of words
		lotusnz on Thu 14 June 2007 said... going down going down .. fuck thats what got him into trouble in the first place. the twat not been to Portugal for a holiday has he...
		RayReardon on Thu 14 June 2007 said... I thought that cunt lived in New Zealand now?
		Vileman on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Fair enough LD, but we've all accidently found ourselves halfway through a ladyboy's back door haven't we, or is that just me ?
		lotusnz on Thu 14 June 2007 said... we got rid of the tosser all your england
		Bongo on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Why doesn't Barrymore have any ashtrays in his house?? Cos he puts the fags out in the pool.
		on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Phew, thank god for that, I thought I was the only one..............thumbs through well worn copies of old thai travel brochures
		strangelad on Thu 14 June 2007 said... No one's menationed the poor fellows dad who's obviously in some denial that his son was not only a butcher but an uphill gardener at weekends, still his pork products were second to none.
		BryanMaddocks on Thu 14 June 2007 said... I thought his strange comeback was quite good, shame he's gonna get happily assraped/do the assraping in the showers now, idiot.
		Ingrate on Thu 14 June 2007 said... There should be a Celeb Big Brother blog for this
		DOGPAS on Thu 14 June 2007 said... USELESS CUNT, PERVY MURDEROUS CUNT TOO BY THE LOOK OF IT...., I HOPE HE ENJOY'S THE PRISON SHOWERS..., AWWWWRIGHT.....
		Vileman on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Still no word from DickMarsh yet.
		DickMarsh on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Ive been burning my old swimming trunks
		DickMarsh on Thu 14 June 2007 said... I hear bruce willis is shoving his shit in as we speak
		Vileman on Thu 14 June 2007 said... Those DNA stains are a bugger to get out aren't they Dick. Have you tried Cillit bang ?