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MELINDA MESSENGER SEPARATES FROM HUSBAND OF TEN YEARS

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Toothy-grinned glamour model and former 'Rear of the Year' winner Melinda Messenger has separated from her childhood sweetheart and husband of ten years, Wayne Roberts (a chavvy and dim lookalike of James Blunt).
The couple, who have three children and always looked so jolly together, decided to have a 'trial seperation'. And apparently the cause for this, according to a 'close friend', was:

"It's simply a case of them growing apart. But obviously there have been some difficulties with Melinda becoming such a big star and Wayne having to remain in the background."

What? Melinda 'a big star'? When, and for what? She began her career by posing in her bra and pants for a double glazing company for fuck's sake.

Of course it was then onto the dizzying heights of topless modelling for the Daily Star and then one step higher up to The Sun. And obviously let's not forget her time in 'Celebrity Big Brother', 'All Star Family Fortunes' and who could forget 'Fort Boyard'. TV gold.

There was nothing Wayne could possibly do to compete with that...

COMMENTS
paxtonwhitehead on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
wayne is definitely gay. see also linda lusardi's fella.
DickyM on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
he looks like a thin, bent james blunt
thingymabob on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
never saw that one coming
PaulieMafia on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Nah theey're not gay, they just practice that over-preened Essex boy style with tight pastel jumpers, bottle tans and shitty Toni & Guy haircuts.
MerylHighground on Tue 15 April 2008 said...
Like a lot of blokes thrust into the public eye for no reason, Wayne's had his share of knockers
BustySinclair on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
Another one with square tits. Are they making implants out of Lego these days?
ChrisPeacock on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
Take a docile spaniel, put a blonde wig on it and a set of joke teeth. Oh and nasty plastic tits. Voila. Hound.
DeBouched on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
Her message seems to be, "I'm beat, have wonky tits, and use too much self-tanner."
Dames on Wed 16 April 2008 said...
DeBouched: and the problem is? That sounds like my ideal woman! (what's 'beat'?)
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