MELANIE C SAYS SHE'S THE BEST SINGER IN THE SPICE GIRLS

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Published on Mon 15 October 2007 by IanMcShane

MELANIE C SAYS SHE'S THE BEST SINGER IN THE SPICE GIRLS

Melanie Chisholm has started the bitching war with the rest of the Spice Girls, before the tour has even kicked off. At this rate they'll have pulled each other's hair out before they record their 'live' vocals for the tour.

Mel has boasted that she's clearly the best singer in the Spice Girls, which is like claiming you're the eighth best welder in Skelmersdale. It might be true, but it's not a lot to boast about, is it? Like Sting claiming that he's the best bass player in 'The Police' or Ringo saying he's the best drummer... oh, hang on...

"It's all just personal opinion isn't it that I had the best solo career, but yes, I am the best! Sorry girls!" smarmed Mel, flooded with pride. She's clearly forgotten that simply horrible duet with Bryan Adams, after which she should have been ashamed to leave the house.

She has also disclosed some secrets about the upcoming tour, which makes it sound simply fascinating.

"We have a great set list. The show has a theme and there's a storyline that runs throughout it. We had a costume meeting last night - wow! Just everything about it, we just want to blow everybody away."

Wow indeed! Lots of poncing around and costume changes. That sounds utterly brilliant and ground-breaking, and just like the last Spice Girls tour, though hopefully this time Mel B won't try to convert an openly-gay backing dancer by marrying him.

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COMMENTS

		B3ttySw0llocks on Mon 15 October 2007 said... How the fuck dare she! Geri's operatic-esque vocal prowess is hard to beat.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 15 October 2007 said... LEAVE SKEM ALONE!!!!!!
		robbie22 on Mon 15 October 2007 said... Shes slept with Robbie williams,so maybe the friction of his body hair made her sing higher.
		josiewales on Mon 15 October 2007 said... Google 'pikey shitholes' and then 'skem'
		strangelad on Mon 15 October 2007 said... "MELANIE C SAYS SHE'S THE BEST SINGER IN THE SPICE GIRLS" And by singer does she mean miming to a backing track which has been cleaned up from her normal voice which sounds like a tone deaf whale being chased by the Japanese whaling fleet, the same as the rest of the rancid old hags?
		jacksy on Mon 15 October 2007 said... I'd rather scratch my nails down a blackboard than listen to her caterwauling, and you can get a cracking pint in Skem nowt wrong with it.
		merkinhead on Mon 15 October 2007 said... She's the only Spice Girl I'd shag, but only because I'm quite attractive to plastic Scouse scally birds.
		PerryNayum on Mon 15 October 2007 said... Asking which Spice girl sings best is like asking which of the 5 turds comes up shiniest after a good shining...
		Dames on Mon 15 October 2007 said... Will make Girls Aloud look and sound like Van Halen, this lot. Not even any milf material there.
		milkplus on Mon 15 October 2007 said... I'll bet you anything she's got the whiffiest minge
		josiewales on Mon 15 October 2007 said... not unles its 'mingers i'd like to fuck off'
		framey on Mon 15 October 2007 said... On the plus side, she looks slightly less like a lesbian these days. Bunton is a simpleton, Halliwell and Beckham are desperate attention whores, while Brown is a nasty piece of council skankiness. Scouse Spice is just a shrieking harpy with no tits. Rode models for a generation right enough! They make the All Saints look talented and sisterly.