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MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

SAY YOU'LL BE THERE... PLEASE?

MELANIE BROWN MAY NOT BE TOURING WITH JANET JACKSON

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Melanie Brown looked like the cat that got the cream last week when she was interviewed on the intellectual bear pit that is GMTV, and why not? She was able to boast about the exciting news that she will be touring with Janet Jackson later on this year.

Mel said on the programme: "I'm ten songs into my album and she worked with me on one of the tracks. I'm also doing a tour of America with her in September, which I can't wait for. She's a great lady."

Wow! No mention of which artiste would be in the support slot, though the depressing news that there are at least ten songs on her album hardly raises the spirits of a Monday morning.

So, with all the details for a massive joint tour to be sorted out then surely Mel must constantly be on the phone to Janet's people? Unfortunately, it seems that plans for the tour have been beset by a particular problem and preparations have been delayed, on Janet's side.

Delayed mainly because the first that Janet and her management knew of the joint tour was last week when a certain gobby Yorkshire woman sat on the GMTV sofas and let her mouth and imagination run away with her.

COMMENTS
femorajeane on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
shes just like those kids at school who told lies to make themselves seem amazing eg. they had a-fucking-mazing pets like a lizard or something when they really only had one mange ridden hamster... or maybe she means the other janet jackson?
jumpingjackcash on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! The talentless, stupid, deluded lying bint.
DickyM on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
Please keep thei story at the top of the list for ever, I want the world to read it and laugh as much as I did
Bunter on Mon 09 June 2008 said...
Going on tour with Janet Jackson? Catering perhaps? I hear Janet's rather partial to a Lardy cake or two.
rachael on Tue 10 June 2008 said...
fucking get over yourself you scary spice....youir singing career is over now get over it and get a new career.
itsjustsomoving on Tue 10 June 2008 said...
she actually has a massive spam. I noticed noticed how big her spam was. I am quietly impressed.
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