Mel B's new husband is a duck killer

How Hard The Duck?

Published on Mon 13 August 2007 by Fatty

Mel B's new husband is a duck killer

In a disturbing twist to the Mel B saga, her new husband, film producer Stephen Belafonte, has been exposed by The Sun as a duck killer. Belafonte is wanted by police after an unprovoked attack against a mallard (really).

Harrowing details of how Belafonte (no relation to Harry) bludgeoned the duck to death with a brick and fled the crime scene have come to light. But the public can sleep easily in their beds assured that an arrest warrant has been issued along with a fine for $600.

Clearly ducks hold greater sway in the US judicial system than common law wives; when convicted of beating his ex, Belafonte got off with being sent on a domestic violence programme. Hooray for American justice.

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COMMENTS

		strangelad on Mon 13 August 2007 said... "When convicted of beating his ex, Belafonte got off with being sent on a domestic violence programme. Hooray for American justice." Try proving assault on his current wife, she already has a face that looks like a smacked arse.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 13 August 2007 said... 'Man Brains Mallard'. Hardly got that really gritty 'rock 'n roll credentials to it has it? I think Ozzy Osbourne has the 'celebrity / bird (feathered)' news interface well sewn up on the evidence of this one.
		JoMama on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Would (Sorry Banjo.)
		shitkicker on Mon 13 August 2007 said... her ex boyfriend was sent down for chasing someone down the street and attacking them with a machete. I see a pattern developing here.
		Darkharlequin on Mon 13 August 2007 said... JoMama you'd fuck a duck? That's just weird that is.
		MerylHighground on Mon 13 August 2007 said... I'd say the guy has a serious malady
		JoMama on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Darkharlequin, in all truth no, I wouldn't fuck a duck. There are however I'm sure a multitude of people who would rather fuck a duck (or any number of other water-dwelling fowl for that matter) than some of the beasts I have had the misfortune of rolling off. And that I'm afraid is true.
		Marshfield on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Yeah from what we have heard so far, he seems to have a few aggression problems. Oh well - he's got to be easier to live with than Eddie surely? Kill a few ducks, hit me occasionally, but don't under any circumstances bring back a Trannie.
		cuntlicker2000 on Mon 13 August 2007 said... I dont know - that tight little beak looks rather inviting...
		sirbuckle on Mon 13 August 2007 said... The height of vanity. He's even got his face painted on his beak
		RoyKeane on Mon 13 August 2007 said... Crock of shit. Fuck a duck
		HalfdeadFred on Mon 13 August 2007 said... hey the duck's familyh has taken out a contract on the shite...a lifetime of sad old spice that is karma enough..
		lightupvirginmary on Mon 13 August 2007 said... The duck was asking for it.
		bystander on Mon 13 August 2007 said... How can such a well spoken and well educated girl like Mel end up with a duck beater. You could knock me down with a feather.
		BanjoString on Tue 14 August 2007 said... Cunt (You could use its beak as a speculum)
		MattEmulsion on Tue 14 August 2007 said... what has happened to Holy Moly - it used to break stories now all we're getting is recycled crap from the Sun (this) and the Sunday times (Dawn French) get some real stuff or just tell us you've fucked off for 3 weeks holiday