The latest person to burst squinting into the sunlight with an opinion on Mel Brown's recent marriage is lesbian ex-lover Christa Parker, a woman who bothered Mel's gusset for a couple of years, if reports are to be believed.
The pair met at the gates of their children's school in LA (classy) and
quickly decided to rub each other vigorously several times a week,
making Christa, in my reckoning, one of the bravest women in the world.
The pair were joined for energetic threesomes by Elizabeth Rodriguez, a
26-year-old seller of sex toys who clearly enjoyed bringing her work
home.
Parker, whose relationship with Brown broke up when Eddie Murphy came
on the scene, is worried about her ex-lover and her recent marriage to
Stephen (no relation to Harry) Belafonte. "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm
very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see
her hurt," said Parker, as she sold her story to the highest bidder.