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Mel B's lesbian lover voices concerns over recent marriage

When Two Become Three

Mel B's lesbian lover voices concerns over recent marriage

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The latest person to burst squinting into the sunlight with an opinion on Mel Brown's recent marriage is lesbian ex-lover Christa Parker, a woman who bothered Mel's gusset for a couple of years, if reports are to be believed.

The pair met at the gates of their children's school in LA (classy) and quickly decided to rub each other vigorously several times a week, making Christa, in my reckoning, one of the bravest women in the world.

The pair were joined for energetic threesomes by Elizabeth Rodriguez, a 26-year-old seller of sex toys who clearly enjoyed bringing her work home.

Parker, whose relationship with Brown broke up when Eddie Murphy came on the scene, is worried about her ex-lover and her recent marriage to Stephen (no relation to Harry) Belafonte. "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt," said Parker, as she sold her story to the highest bidder.

COMMENTS
LoneGunMan on Wed 29 August 2007 said...
Can't think of what to say, just wanted to be first, would knock one out with them thou
Fucksocks! on Wed 29 August 2007 said...
Ahh, just the thought of these two minge-mechanics armpit deep up mel's sweating crab-cage make me ooze.*rips cock off hinge*
danboy1737 on Wed 29 August 2007 said...
Is that Courtney Love on the right? Didn't recognize her without the smudged lippy and needle hanging out her arm...oh, and she's the only one NOT looking at Mel's minge....
josiewales on Wed 29 August 2007 said...
I think i'm gonna vom up...the thought of rubbing her velcro minge..uuuurrrgghhh
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