A PAIR OF SWEATERS

What is that disgusting smell? Oh, it’s just Matthew McConaughey and his partner Camila Alves walking along stinking up the atmosphere with their unwashed bodies. Matthew is well-known for boasting that he hasn’t used deodorant for twenty years. Now it seems that he and Camila have another thing in common as she’s none to fond of getting in the shower either.

Pamela DePalma is one of Camila’s business partners (or at least she was until she opened her mouth and went blabbing to InTouch magazine) said,

“He said he finally met a girl who can go without a shower for a week - someone he can go mountain climbing and hiking with. Camila is incredibly easygoing.”

Mmm. Imagine being right behind this pair halfway up a big hill. The stink of sweat would be enough to knock the mountain goats unconscious. And now the couple are having a lovely, sweaty little child which means that the closest they will get to a shower is the one held for the poor smelly little mite.