Matt Willis. There he is - above these very words - with his lovely fianceé Emma, whispering something in his ear -probably about love.
Well the Holy Moly cameras caught Matt getting a little too close to someone who isn't her yesterday after the Ivor Novellos.
FlashyVic on Fri 23 May 2008 said... 1)How do you know thats not his missus? Tall leggy brunettes all look the same at that distance.
2) what the fuck is he doing at the Novello awards?...oh wait....waiting the tables, obviously.
LuciferSam on Sat 24 May 2008 said... He looks sober, doesn't he.
OckerRocker on Sat 24 May 2008 said... Against my better judgement - I would whore myself for Willis
HoratioKnibbles on Sat 24 May 2008 said... Who the fuck is this nobody and why should we give a shit?
UncleBullshit on Sat 24 May 2008 said... I don't know who that girl is, but if she'd give me a chance I just know I could make her really unhappy
EvilFecker on Sun 25 May 2008 said... This guy is a prick. Go to the arts on frith street, always there whoring himself and acting like mr dyson. this cunt owes me money
Kitty on Sun 25 May 2008 said... ahhh so THAT's why he talks so adenoidally, his nasal lining is fucked.
kwebb on Mon 26 May 2008 said... Has she just shoved her thumb up his tea towel holder in this picture ?
Kitty on Mon 26 May 2008 said... I'd say yes, by the look on his face. Which, incidentally, is hideous. He must have a prizewinning cock, that's all I can say, as I cannot for the life of me think of any other reason she would want to be with the immature twatter.
kwebb on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I think he asked her to dance at the disco, but she said no. The whole world was watching and laughing, as he crashed and burned - at her feet.
adrianwalker1978 on Tue 27 May 2008 said... Why is that cunt carrying a briefcase?
ciderwithrosie on Tue 27 May 2008 said... ooooooooooooh a peck, someone all the moral police