I don’t know what’s wrong with me at the moment, but I’m starting to like more and more celebrities. Reminds me of the old saying: “In every barrel of shit there’s a glimmer of gold – it might be the corner of a Caramac wrapper – but it’s there if you look for it.” Paul Calf.
The latest good egg is
Matt Damon. Apart from this song (below)
he performed on the Jimmy Kimmel show recently, a mole tells us of the
time when
The Bourne Identity (which hadn't been released in the UK at
the time) was beaten into second place on the US Box Office Top 10 by
the Scooby-Doo movie.
Ben Affleck
sent him a life-sized stuffed Scooby-Doo.
But our favourite Matt Damon story is when he called
George
Clooney to rub in the fact he was now the most bankable star in the
world and Clooney replied: "The legend of Bagger Vance"...
Matt’s reply: "Batman & Robin"
All together now: I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON!