OLSEN, CAN YOU PREACH?

It seems that American actress Mary-Kate Olsen answers to a higher power, and it's not Simon Cowell - but God himself.

The stick-thin 'Weeds' actress, who is three stone of bone and latex held together by string, was on a night out in New York with her (equally cadaverous) twin sister when the urge to spread the word of the Lord flowed through her, making her shine with divine light and totally ruining the evening of the young man who had been chatting her up at the time.

"Mary-Kate grabbed a male admirer and cried, 'Christ saves all! I save all!'," a source told the New York Daily News.

"Then she ruffled his hair, gave him a kiss on the cheek and told him, 'Consider yourself saved!' He looked totally stunned and stumbled off."

I suppose that's one way of getting rid of unwanted attention, though judging by those xyophone ribs and lollipop head, she's probably well used to using the power of Christ to compel unwanted things to leave her - exorcising them through her mouth after mealtimes.