MARK WAHLBERG UNHAPPY WITH HAVING THE BECKHAMS AS NEIGHBOURS

SARKY MARK

Published on Thu 12 June 2008 by IanMcShane

MARK WAHLBERG UNHAPPY WITH HAVING THE BECKHAMS AS NEIGHBOURS

Mark Wahlberg is getting a bit uppity about his neighbours, co-incidentally just at the same time that his brother Donny is getting more publicity as New Kids On The Block reform. But it's just a co-incidence that Mark is quacking on at this time, oh yes.

Despite turning in one decent performance in 'Boogie Nights' and fuck all since, the artist formerly known as Marky Mark has decided to pick on the easiest targets on the block, his neighbours the Beckhams. He was asked if he had ever met David Beckham and replied with all the grace and dignity of a man who has done little else but scowl whilst being photographed in his grundies.

"No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. I was in the UK for the last week and they don't want him back there. They said, 'Keep him over there!'"

So presumably Mark spoke to the whole population of Britain? It's just that I don't remember him coming round to my house and asking for my opinion on the Beckhams. Although to be honest they can keep them.

Poor Mark, with the paparazzi swarming all over his house. Not something he'd be used to, after all.

MARK WAHLBERG, UNHAPPY, BECKHAMS, NEIGHBOURS, paparazzi

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Are you actually defending the Beckhams? I do believe you are. Twat.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Has someone adjusted his head with a spanner? How do I feel about this one? Hmm. Supreme indifference with a side order of ennui.
		Fabio on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Three Kings, The Departed, I Heart Huckabees. He's great in all of them. Twat
		carolinel on Thu 12 June 2008 said... To be honest I don't give a fuck about this guy but hasn't he done about 20 million films since Boogie Nights? Wait-wasn't he nominated for an Oscar for The Departed last year? Do some friggin research and stop defending the Beckham twats.
		MrsMac on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Ok, yes, maybe he's a bit of a wanker himself, but why oh why oh why are you sticking up for the Beckham's for fook's sake!!!!
		BlartMonster on Thu 12 June 2008 said... I didn't know Mark Viduka lived next door to the Beckhams. There goes the neighbourhood...
		squealer on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Well done Mark mate, telling those vacant attention seeking fuckers to fuck right off. Your a top man thats done well from your shitty beginnings.
		rollo25 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Which worthless little turd wrote this? Could their tongue be any further up the Beckham's fartpipe?
		BustySinclair on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Good on old Marky Mark for being the only celeb to publicly say what the rest of us are thinking. McShane's still fuming over that girl who dumped him in the early nineties because he didn't fill out his Calvins as well as Mr Wahlberg.
		robbie22 on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Who would be pleased having that pair of show room inbred dummys,living next door
		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 12 June 2008 said... What a load of old two-faced shit Mr HM. Someone slags off the Beckhams, and then he's in the wrong? He also didn't need to come to your house to ask you, but probably gauged the general mood from joe public and tabloids, making him correct. We don't want the twats back here.
		rachael on Thu 26 June 2008 said... the neighborhood has gone ugly and the houses have decreased in price because of the ugly woman who lives next to marky mark.