MARK RONSON CLAIMS HE TURNED DOWN JOSS STONE FOR SEX

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Published on Tue 15 July 2008 by roryk

MARK RONSON CLAIMS HE TURNED DOWN JOSS STONE FOR SEX

We all know that Joss Stone is an overly ingratiating, sycophantic accent whore who's willing to sell her soul to the highest bidding corporation in order to shift chocolate bars, but we didn't realise what she was prepared to do to secure a top producer.

Mark Ronson, he of the horns, apparently gives the other sort of horn to a lot of lady singers, but is sparing in his favours, or so he claims.

Ronson told an interviewer: "I'm not the sort of producer that shags every artist he works with. I've had enough offers, but I'm very picky."

And who has he had these offers off?

"I've said no to a very famous, white, bland and very boring English soul chick, who shall remain unnamed."

AMAZING. If he'd left it at that it would have been perhaps the most obvious blind item in the world ever, but he didn't. Not content with a clue that should have made it obvious to anyone with even a passing knowledge of music and celebrity culture, he thought he better name her too... as Joss Stone.

Someone give that man a slap on the back to go with all those Grammys. Not only did he tell Joss Stone where to go, he had the decency to let everyone know what sort of a human being she is too.

Oh yes, come to think of it, we did know what she was prepared to do to secure a top producer after all...

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COMMENTS

		itsjustsomoving on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Mark Ronson? Would.
		itsjustsomoving on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Mark Ronson? Would. And he'd love it. The trollop.
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 15 July 2008 said... But if he had doinked the Stone up the wrong'un do you think she'd have yelped in a faux american accent???
		dearlord on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Definitely would. and calling joss stone very famous was a bit generous..
		Toppy on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Until I read the end of the article I thought 'but maybe it was Lisa Stansfield.' Anyway, there's no doubt that Joss Stone is a giant embarrassment (albeit with a great pair of pins) but I can't stand Ronson either. A glorified socialite who is far too pleased with himself.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 15 July 2008 said... "but we didn't realise what she was prepared to do to secure a top producer." So you had no clue where the name Joss "will fuck for tracks" Stone came from???
		darkfung on Tue 15 July 2008 said... I'm likeing this Marc Ronson and his lighters - he did great when he scored a trick with Amy Winehouse and now they are both big in the business !! He's a hot bot !
		chris69 on Tue 15 July 2008 said... i'd fuck joss stone...
		BlartMonster on Tue 15 July 2008 said... Smug cunt reckons he's powerful enough to command a shag from overrated "singer" headline. Yawn shmyawn. She's a shithead anyway but he is a twat for plagiarising music at a worse standard not seen since the days of Black Lace. "Aaaaa gaaa doo doo doo, smash Ronson's face in, shoot his knees..."
		Marshfield on Tue 15 July 2008 said... I'd rather 'work' with Joss Stone any day of the week, than spend one minute 'working' with Amy Winehouse. Amy being the one woman in the world likely to literally fall on mens cocks as the saying goes, as she can barely stand these days. As for Joss "suck you off for a song" Stone, who really cares, a fake person, a fake singer and a fake orgasm. She's really the master of fake shit. I'd still fuck her senseless though, but only because I'm as shallow as she obviously is.
		rachael on Wed 16 July 2008 said... she is fucking ugly if I were a bloke I would turn her down to and the reason being is she is a gheetoo wannabee Black Emerican tryhard tryhard dresser tryhard everything at least whino is not Trying to be anything this Girl is a TRYHARd CENTRAL listening to her music is TORTUCOUS and I would feel discusted with myself if I bought her CD and if I know someone that likes her I ussually hate them.
		blaxa on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Emerican? Emerica? Let me just check Google Earth.
		robbie22 on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Id do Mark ronson,hes yummy just look at his cock sucking lips
		darkfung on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I think we need more pictures of him without his comedy mods t-shirts .... but not of Robbie Williams who is porky and past it !!
		terbear on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Mark Ronson is not yummy, he looks too much like his sister/brother, oh what the hell, brother/sister. But props to him for acting like he cares about what he looks like when he walks out the door. Brother/sister on the other hand picks up week old shirts from off the floor and pairs them with Michael Jordan's old sneakers and calls it a day.