MARK CROFT LEAVES NIGHTCLUB WITH MYSTERY WOMAN

THAT'S NOT KERRY

Published on Mon 09 June 2008 by Mopsa

MARK CROFT LEAVES NIGHTCLUB WITH MYSTERY WOMAN

Who's that mystery woman all over Kerry Katona's hubby Mark Croft? He was seen leaving Movida with the over-friendly girl draped all over him and she later tried to lick his face. For goodness sake, you don't know where he's been. And Kerry's not going to be happy about this, especially as she was left at home instead to ~~drink~~ look after the children.

And there's more bad news for Kerry today. Her mum is due in court to be sentenced for benefit fraud. Twenty stone Susan Katona has admitted to wrongly claiming income support and council tax benefit.

It was only a matter of time.

Also at Movida were Danny Dyer and Danny Bailey (looking like an Essex version of Adam Sandler) with a 'mummy's boy' tattoo. We would never have guessed.

Edit: We have now identified the mystery lady as Rowan Mitchell.

MARK CROFT, KERRY KATONA, MOVIDA, DANNY DYER, DANNY BAILEY, SUSAN KATONA, BENEFIT FRAUD

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COMMENTS

		Hatstand on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Fuck - Give - Don't - A - I You work it out.
		Hatstand on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Come on Monkeys, get the comments loaded sharpish instead of sitting rubbing your under parts.
		dearlord on Mon 09 June 2008 said... bloody looks like her, fat munter. when did they open a movida in warrington?
		JiggeryCock on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Never mind that, Debbie McGee's going to go mental when she sees Paul Daniels has been doing the dirty on her.
		Hatstand on Mon 09 June 2008 said... "Over-friendly Girl" GIRL??? Hai Don Think So! She could be his mother! ..and he probably still would.
		BobRoberts on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Fucking pondlife!
		MerylHighground on Mon 09 June 2008 said... That thigh reminds me of the thing in the window of my local kebab shop.
		DickyM on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Thighs like my fucking back
		Kitty on Mon 09 June 2008 said... They're huge! Much as I loathe him, it's pretty obvious he has just been grabbed by her and the photographers have taken full advantage.
		rollo25 on Mon 09 June 2008 said... How fucking ridiculously large is his head?! Ugly cunt!
		jnewco81 on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Note to British press: Please don't devote space for images / news about this mong, i'd truly hate for him to think he's special
		BitchSit on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Wow, what an ugly fucking bitch. The poor sod should've stayed at home with his bitch-faced wife; and she's got a head like a fucking bag of flour! Poor effort, baldy.
		kickmewenimdown on Mon 09 June 2008 said... He looks like Grant Grant from Lither when he starts to change...
		kickmewenimdown on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Slither
		gargoyle on Mon 09 June 2008 said... He's certainly got a "type", hasn't he...
		rachael on Tue 10 June 2008 said... why do the dirty on ketona when you are going to do the dirty with an even uglier ketona?
		shitkicker on Tue 10 June 2008 said... so tell me again how is this NOT a paparazzi photograph?
		MrsMoon on Tue 10 June 2008 said... ...It's like glimpsing hell, looking at those sort of pics...horrible, my eyes have felt violated.
		Kermit on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Agree with the Moon there - looking at Mark Croft gurning at me through the laptop screen is highly disturbing and stomach churning...
		tosswipe on Tue 10 June 2008 said... why`s the leery cockernee chump with 2 chins wearing hilda ogden`s pacamac?