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MARIAH CAREY THINKS YOU WANT TO WATCH

THE EMANCIPATION OF WEE-WEE

MARIAH CAREY THINKS YOU WANT TO WATCH

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Ask yourself a question. Would you ever want to watch Mariah Carey using the loo? Presumably the answer is no (if it's yes, get help, now), but Mariah thinks she's so bloody wonderful it's just the kind of thing any normal, heterosexual woman would want to witness.

Having drunk a little too much at a recent VH1 Music Cares event, according to Rush & Molloy, Madam Mariah needed to empty her swollen bladder. Rather than behaving like a normal human being and discretely nipping off for a slash, she sent two of her burly bodyguards into the ladies ahead of her demanding that everyone in there left.

Two women, to their eternal credit, refused and stood their ground, in response to which one of Mariah's 'people' barked the ridiculous order: "If you're going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee."

Which does make you wonder whether she usually leaves the door wide open or maybe just pisses in the sink.

COMMENTS
dandyboy on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
fucking piss artist
papers on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
You have to pay to see her in concert. It appears she doesn't piss for free either.
TheMonk on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
She's so special I bet her piss smells of rose-water and can be daintily extracted as a solid somehow to eliminate the risk of splash
Fucksocks! on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
Probably wanted a shit. She once came round my house for a dump, took me over two hours to unblock the fucker. Looked like she'd given birth to an otter!
cuntyboobied on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
shhhhhhh, wanking
merkinhead on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
I eagerly await online footage of her pissing or shitting - it's got to better than what comes out of the other end, right?
BanjoString on Sat 29 September 2007 said...
She has a cock
josiewales on Sat 29 September 2007 said...
shed piss blood if I ever got hold of her
skummymummy on Sat 29 September 2007 said...
HM, learn the fucking difference between "discrete" which means separable and "discreet" which means private. You need your arse slapping for that one.
Kermit on Mon 01 October 2007 said...
Someone please get rid of that diva right away! Wish she could just be dropped in Soweto and be left there for good.... Smug cunt
bystander on Mon 01 October 2007 said...
A number of people enjoy the odd excursion down the Golden Showers lane. However one would have to draw the line at Miss Hamster Face. In fact she may be going in the corner.
JiggeryCock on Mon 01 October 2007 said...
Time to start those colostomy bag rumours - you heard it here first!
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