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MARIAH CAREY GIVES HER OPINION ON LEONA LEWIS

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MARIAH CAREY GIVES HER OPINION ON LEONA LEWIS

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Mariah Carey, the woman with an eight octave vocal range and the face of a Cabbage Patch doll, has been giving her opinion on the latest challenger to her squealy-voiced crown, Leona Lewis.

To be honest, the pair couldn't be more different, though both have incredible singing voices. Lewis is the up-and-coming new talent, though remains modest and seemingly a delight to work with. Mariah is... well she's Mariah Carey, isn't she? Madder than a nest full of wasps with anger management issues. So how does Mariah view this new competition? Bitchily, that's how.

"Honestly, there has been so many, this is the new her, and I'm like, OK, show me the new her. Can she come and work for me and be my double? And I'm not particular talking about this girl Leona, because I only heard her once and I didn't really hear a true similarity, particularly in the style of music."

What, she was singing proper songs instead of power ballads so sugary that they can rot your teeth even after one listen on the radio? Mimi-Me went on to say,

"It is what it is and critics have compared me to so many people who are not really singers, and they're certainly not writers."

'Not really singers'? Whether you like her music or not, it's a bit much to say that Leona isn't really a singer.

COMMENTS
BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
It wasn't really very bitchy at all, considering she probably gets every one-hit wonder and flash in the pan compared to her on a regular basis. I'm certainly not a fan of Mariah, but it's a bit rich to say Leona Lewis' Bleeding Love is a "proper song" and not a sugary "power ballad". Stop letting your dick form your musical opinions for you.
MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
I am not a fan of either Leona Lewis or Maria Carey, i like my rock/pop stars with guts, personality, individuality and a smattering of intelligence and frankly, i'm too fucking old and cynical now anyway to really give a shit...anyhow, even i can glean from the above missive from Mariah that she is just jealous as fuck. Leona Lewis does not have to resort to looking like an aging Puerto Rican hooker, jiggling her comedy balloon like tits for attention. I'm sure with some twisting she could make the left one look like a giraffe and the right one a sausage dog.
MerylHighground on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Not a fan either, but it's simple - for whatever reason, Leona is relevant right now. Mariah has had her day. And no love, I don't want to touch your body, but thanks for asking.
ComradeDuch on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Mariah, " I didn't really hear a true similarity, particularly in the style of music", well I do, it's wailing, soulless but very competant goop. It means nothing, which would not be offensive if you both were not making such crazy money out of this milquetoast pap. Leona Lewis wins on points though, I live in Hackney.
emmal2 on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
I don't like either of them. Bit confused as to why you're defending a reality tv winner with 2 chart singles who's never written a note in her life though.
Kermit on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Both make my ears bleed... I cannot stand the keep bleeding and the touch my body thingies- it's awful. Who could possibly listen to this and feel good? It's like candyfloss: you look at it and think it'd taste good -let's have a lil try, surely there's no harm...but as soon as it hit your taste buds, it makes you queazy with all the sugar....awful shit. And Ps: Mariah next time you come to London, AVOID coming to Selfridges at 5pm and thus creating the biggest gathering of screaming twats, on such a scale that traffic had to be stopped and the police had to stop the hysterical wannabes to approach the diva. I thought there had been a bomb you spoilt yank cow.
Sable on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Who are these people who dribble about this woman? In my entire life I've never met anyone who has, to my knowledge, ever bought one of her albums. Christ, it's less embarrassing to admit to liking Cliff fucking Richard. Must be like horse racing - you know there's huge money going in to it, but you can never quite figure out where from.
JiggeryCock on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Sable she's EXACTLY like horse racing - one bad performance away from Miss Frontal Lobes having an urgent appointment with Mister Bullet.
thundachick on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
i couldnt give a flying fuck about either of them either..though i used to prefer the mariah of old..the cute, innocent mimi of the early 90's..then she sold her ass to the old mighty dollar and now shes a fucking old bicycle..leona, watch and learn..
thingymabob on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
fight,fight.....
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